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Old 25-06-2020, 12:24 AM
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DON'T LAUGH PLEASE!!!

In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves. In Japan, in 30 minutes, it caught 2 thieves. They took it out to
different countries for tests:
U.S.A, in 30 min, it caught 50 thieves;
UK, in 30 min, it caught 20 thieves;
Spain, in 30 min, it caught 25 thieves;
Nigeria, in 10 min, it caught 200 thieves;
Uganda, in 10 min, it caught 500 thieves;
Malaysia, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.

I told you not to laugh...If you laughed then share this.😂😂😂😂
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Old 25-06-2020, 11:39 PM
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_💃Geography Of A Woman💃_

Between *18 and 22*,a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between *23 and 30*,a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between *31 and 35*,a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between *36 and 40*,a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between *41 and 50*, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between *51 and 60*, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of her business.

Between *61 and 70*, a woman is like Canada, self preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After *70*, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


_🚶THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN🚶_

Between *1 and 99*,a man is like Malaysia, ruled by nuts.
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Very solid and cannot stop laughing.

Thanks for sharing.
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Old 26-06-2020, 03:23 PM
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Shared this on Facebook private group

Got fxxked for 3 days 😂

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Old 27-06-2020, 09:11 AM
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Shared this on Facebook private group

Got fxxked for 3 days 😂
Can always share here.
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Thank you so much for all the nice jokes.

Please keep posting and sharing.
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_💃Geography Of A Woman💃_



_🚶THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN🚶_

Between *1 and 99*,a man is like Malaysia, ruled by nuts.
Nice joke and thanks for sharing.
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Old 27-06-2020, 09:41 AM
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Really funny and damn nice joke.
Thanks so much.
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Old 27-06-2020, 10:28 AM
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So many good jokes here. TQVM.
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_💃Geography Of A Woman💃_

Between *18 and 22*,a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between *23 and 30*,a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between *31 and 35*,a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between *36 and 40*,a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between *41 and 50*, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between *51 and 60*, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of her business.

Between *61 and 70*, a woman is like Canada, self preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After *70*, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


_🚶THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN🚶_

Between *1 and 99*,a man is like Malaysia, ruled by nuts.
Nice share bro
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Old 27-06-2020, 10:53 AM
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Haha so very true
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George Lam's classic- 你怕黑吗?
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laughter bumps....
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