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Old 04-03-2021, 05:47 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

After 23 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
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The husband is still under critical care in ICU
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Thanks for nice jokes.
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Old 06-03-2021, 07:25 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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After 23 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
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That’s a good one. Thanks for sharing
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Old 06-03-2021, 11:18 AM
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This is fucking good!
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

laughter bumps...
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Old 06-03-2021, 08:08 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

nice thread. keep it up
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Old 07-03-2021, 07:41 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Just for laughing
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Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight...

A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...😍 I want to give it to my wife..!!'
Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent, Edward doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Edward is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him ......
😂😂😝😝

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Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?
Son : Don't know 🤔
Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Jennifer?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also 😝😜😜

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A cute excuse:
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student: One of my shoes was in mom's hand, and the other in dad's..
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Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on
"How to Cook !!!
😡👌😂😜😃😄

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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did u drink?????
Husband : no!
Wife: Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

MBBS Professor:
The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.

A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"

Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops. 😳😮😮😮

Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your Throat

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

More more jokes pls.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Paddy and Mick are walking along a street in London.

Paddy looks in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.

The sign reads,
"Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50/pair."

Paddy says to Mick, "Look at those prices, we could buy a whole lot of those and re-sell them in Ireland for huge profits. Let’s go in there, but keep quiet, OK? I'll do all the talking because if they hear our accents, they might think we're thicko's from Ireland and try to screw us. I'll put on my best English accent."

"Roight y'are Paddy, you do all da business" says Mick.

They go in and Paddy says in a posh English voice, "I say ole’ chap, I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each,100 shirts at £2.00 each,and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each... I'll back my truck up and load them on myself."

The owner of the shop says,"You're Irish, aren't you?"

"Well yes" says a surprised Paddy,"What gave it away?"

The shop owner replies, "We’re a bloody dry cleaners."
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