A Tipical Weekend At Batam By Ladyassassinator

Basically there are a few categories of batam-goers:

- "lau ah peks" going for sweet young ceweks (but heard nowadays they go tg batu bec cheaper leh);

- melayu abangs going for their cewek mistresses;

-ah bengs going for gambling cum cheonging at game centres/play ping pong or "Horseh" machines in discos/ktvs/niteclubs

- auntys and uncles hitting the casinos at waterfront, goodway hotel and pura jaya in nongsa

-stupid golfers clonging up their golf bags all over immigrasi and ferries

I fall into a bit of all the above categories except playing stupid golf as they are mostly the crowd plying nongsa resorts.
H/r nobody goes batam just strictly for traditional urut msg or hair wash at saloons and these all just incidental activities when they get bored with the night life and cewek/chabo scene.

Btm Man! Extra Joss remark means he's been too long in btm so watch too much tv or tv on when bonking cewek rite!! ho ho... selalu makan jamu kasih lagi kuat kuat, bang !!!

Originally Posted by Sinoview

Bro asssa,
Language is not a real issue for bonking unless you want to romance the gal lah.... But to pay for imported good in any place surely will cost more.

If you intend to go China for the beauties...let me know...I think I can be of some help here... You will be spoiled for choice lah.

Me, been to batam for golf and leisure before but don't know why leh still prefer the northern asian food leh...the fairer type. Even when I go BKK, somehow the gals I picked were alway those fairer type and look more like Chinese, jap, Korean, the fairer mixed etc


LOS still got a lot to offer inspite of the language barrier.

Since you still can enjoy Batam....just go for it. If when to try PRC, ha...ha.. let's go to the Dragon land....

Cheers

Tks for the tip bro and u are rite.. I never been to the Dragon land and is probably my last frontier. Sooner or later, will round up some brothers to accompany me to ultimate cheong land but kinda inferiority complex bec I chinese but cannot speak mandarin.

H/r nobody goes batam just strictly for traditional urut msg or hair wash at saloons and these all just incidental activities when they get bored with the night life and cewek/chabo scene.

Ya lah, uncle you got the spending power mah. For me I only try things that cannot find in S'pore. Those lousy chick is out of the question.

As for bkk.......... I am CUMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG................

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

H/r nobody goes batam just strictly for traditional urut msg or hair wash at saloons and these all just incidental activities when they get bored with the night life and cewek/chabo scene.

Ya lah, uncle you got the spending power mah. For me I only try things that cannot find in S'pore. Those lousy chick is out of the question.

As for bkk.......... I am CUMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG................

Aiya bro. why tok like that? I spent like that bec i live life by the moment.
Anyway, I also wrong to say "nobody" bec one day I myself went batam forgot that its Ramadan month, so everything mostly closed and only the 'clean' activities like shopping and traditional massage opened for business. On that day, I go batam only lim kopi and go traditional massage.KNN, bo pian wat everything closed. 3Hours later back to ferry terminal oredi. Told taxi driver of my 3 hrs trip to batam, we both laugh like hell. So I stand corrected!!

Any brother out there want to gp Batam today?

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

Aiya bro. why tok like that? I spent like that bec i live life by the moment.
Anyway, I also wrong to say "nobody" bec one day I myself went batam forgot that its Ramadan month, so everything mostly closed and only the 'clean' activities like shopping and traditional massage opened for business. On that day, I go batam only lim kopi and go traditional massage.KNN, bo pian wat everything closed. 3Hours later back to ferry terminal oredi. Told taxi driver of my 3 hrs trip to batam, we both laugh like hell. So I stand corrected!!

Ha ha, I sound like talking cock in this FR lah, that why my point kana cut. But this FR is just like a "speaker corner" is it? If every thing have to be reserved, not shiok lah. Like the way you enjoyed in bkk I really envy it but the way you spent money like 'throwing water' in batam, I thing it's not worth lor.

I screw 'wisely' you see. Actually in s'pore also can get some 'interesting chicks', if you want you can pm me so that I can recommend some of my free lance 'screwing partners' to you. Don't mistaken, I am not an OKT ok. In exchange you need to guide me to bkk you know? Hee hee......

[west]

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

yo brother. you are rite! I do look partly like "Andy Lau" but guess which part?..... the part that says "Lau". ho ho. Aiyo, uncle so lau oredi just throw rupiah to compensate for lack of good looks and youth la.
Sure, we must go bkk together this sept and enjoy another 5 star cheonging expedition......

Bro if you visit Bangkok can try up this place orbit
http://img65.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img65&image=Image168.jpg

Full of prety girl (noticed you are choosy)

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

Wah, like that lagi not worth lah. How can we become carrot?

That why I go batam I don't go for fuck. I prefer to go to those decent massage palours where you can book 2 gals at one time to give you a 4 hands massage....... shiok. Only cost $20 for 2 hours. Than later can go to saloon and visit shampoo gals to do hair wash and facial. Cost around $20 to $30 only.

Cheap and good right? I think this is one thing worth spending in batam. Correct me if I am wrong.

sad to say being a carrot head is nothin new be it in Batam or any cheong scene ...

wow lau eh .... decent massage parlour do 4 hands massage .... you really good ya .... hahaha

you are rite! once I did a hair wash & facial for Rp124,000 (S$24) at the saloon @ Farmosa ... but my fren say I 'seow' ... I guess he doesn't understand why men need to do facial and the market rate of facial (for men) in Sg.

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

Ha ha, I sound like talking cock in this FR lah, that why my point kana cut.

Added yours back

[apui]

Originally Posted by DNAT

sad to say being a carrot head is nothin new be it in Batam or any cheong scene ... wow lau eh .... decent massage parlour do 4 hands massage .... you really good ya .... hahaha

you are rite! once I did a hair wash & facial for Rp124,000 (S$24) at the saloon @ Farmosa ... but my fren say I 'seow' ... I guess he doesn't understand why men need to do facial and the market rate of facial (for men) in Sg.

i fully understand why u need to do facial
me also really need haha

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by apui

i fully understand why u need to do facial
me also really need haha

you understand? you got as 'moh peng' as me meh?
I facial also no use 1 lah, think must do face-lift

[ryanlim]

Originally Posted by DNAT

you understand? you got as 'moh peng' as me meh?
I facial also no use 1 lah, think must do face-lift

be like Ah Tu lor........go for a "Face" change

[hugh jorgan]

Originally Posted by the 'Lau'

notice some spelling errors like "tipical" but fuk who the hell cares unless u sitting for english exams. keke. Uncle, u can hor. jump from bkk to batam. but u sound like a seasoned campaigner of batam la.

Ecsakly. I cudnt agri with yu mor sinse as sum emminent philsofer once sid, 'a phuk's a phuk, for phuks sake'. N i too agri unkle sowns like sisend kampainer of batum.

Just came back fm another rousing weekend in batam with "horny" and bro max 911. Sadly nothing inspirational to report about as it was quite routine; stayed at usual planet holiday hotel, gambled at jackpot and game machines at hotel formosa's game centre, makan seafood, book ktv at pacific disco,got drunk and booked a cewek from the disco downstairs for bonking the night away (no prc tis time).
Only highlight of night was when a catfight erupted between 2 batam ceweks. Usual issue about one abang's cewek accusing the other of "curi ayam" (literal meaning "steal chicken") so they went for each other's throat and sent things a-flying in ktv room i.e handphones, glasses and any inanimate objects they can get their hands-on. Like scene out of old western movie, a typical bar-brawl...cewek style. ho ho. Aiya, some brothers in batam are so stupid..
My motto is never get sentimental in relationships with women in batam. A big No-no as many bros has experienced to their detriment. Best philosophy is to bonk, pay and forget! Was told this even by a local batam cheongster. He said he will not screw any cewek if they dont accept his money i.e keep it transactional. Good advice my man, We all hear stories abt bros getting free and repeated fucks.Worse, never put on condom and soon thereafter, cewek or charbo telling u she's pregnant, rite!! The usual & favourite trick of batam women.
Some ceweks even agreed for overnite booking and price, right. But after one bonk, they make excuse say one to chabut bec some family emergency or watever fake excuse they can think of. In reality, the cewek got another abang sms-ing and she want to go FL somewhere else!!Aiyo, all hustlers but wat to do, they hv to hustle for a living. I can tell u some stories man!!

As i said, batam is full of cons everywhere. Taking a taxi for eg. got all kinds of cons and strategies. 1st rule, never take hotel taxi, immediately extra 10k Rp charge. Just walk outside and hail a taxi, can negotiate price. Remember, if one refuses still got another hundred awaiting yr fare as half the people in batam seems to be taxidrivers! 2nd rule, after telling driver where u want to go, never ask him how much? you're screwed when u do so as there is no such thing as an honest taxidriver in batam (maybe all of Indonesia-haha). Always tell the guy how much u want to pay to go where and start 5k rp lower than wat u intend to pay. Eg I going from Jodoh to Penuin i am prepared to pay 15k Rp so i tell taxi 10k and he will counter yr offer by saying 15k ,then done deal!! If he accepts 10K, then its a bonus.

I remember one conjob by taxi where we never negotiate pr, so he agreed to take us go makan and later go see cewek rite! Die, after makan 1 to 2 hours later he brought us to brothel, charge us hourly charge at 60K Rp bec he waited for u while u makan leisurely. so knn, kena pay 120k rp for taxi.
(maybe i shd start new thread called "cons in batam" or "Do & dont's in batam" hor).

I am sure some bros out there hv sure experience the following: kena immigration con. Those immigrasi bastards are always on lookout for SG passports with the slightest flaw. Most common is that some goondus never check ppt got 6 mths to expiry date rite, so after sit ferry all the way to batam, the immigrasi f***er looks at u rigidly and then tell u that u have to good back SG. Kena sai, rite. So he looked all serious and ask u to go inside room or tell u off. Ahhh, here is how it works! Regulars will know just put in $10 note in ppt will suffice but for newbies, they make u kan cheong and piss in yr pants then eventually ask u to pay more money then can pass thru all fine and dandy. I ever see one sotong bugger pay $50 bec he got set up this way by the immigration officer. Welcome to batam!!

Oh, solly I so 'lohso' ah but I always enjoy writing out my thoughts and share experiences in sammyboy. Maybe also symptom of ageing. hahaha......

Originally Posted by DNAT

sad to say being a carrot head is nothin new be it in Batam or any cheong scene ...

wow lau eh .... decent massage parlour do 4 hands massage .... you really good ya .... hahaha

you are rite! once I did a hair wash & facial for Rp124,000 (S$24) at the saloon @ Farmosa ... but my fren say I 'seow' ... I guess he doesn't understand why men need to do facial and the market rate of facial (for men) in Sg.

Yes man brother, we shared the same thinking.

To try out something what we cannot find in S'pore is my main intention when I visited other countries. Furthermore, it is not necessary that we must 'cheong' when we are in Batam. I find that this place is quite relaxing and cheap when we know where to patronise. For example, the slice fish soup is also very cheap and nice, much more better than what we can find in S'pore.

Oh yes, thank you for adding my points back. Really appreciate it.