Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[MiningXpert]

Two spies - one from America one from Hong Kong were working together for their respective govts to spy on a corrupted high-profile tycoon living in a glass house.

They were hiding at a vantage point opposite the house, behind a metre-high wall surrounded by bushes. As they waited for the tycoon to appear, the HK spy became restless and decided to do some stretching. "Lay low, pal. You don't want to be seen!", whispered the American. Unfazed, the HK spy ignored him and continued with his stretches, with his upper body clearly visible above the wall.

"Hey, lay low, lay low, you're a mole remember?" The flustered American urged his partner. Still unperturbed, the HK spy brushed his counterpart off and continued to twist and turn his body several times. The next second, a scuffle broke out between the 2 spies and the tycoon sent his bodyguards to capture them.

While being escorted into the house, the American spy chided the HK spy for the senseless assault. "What were you thinking?!", asked the American. The HK spy replied, "you were cursing me!". Confused, the American said he did nothing of that sort. "What in the blue moon have I done?!"

The HK spy then replied, "you said Do Lay Low, Mole!"

[Starpink]

Originally Posted by MiningXpert

Two spies - one from America one from Hong Kong were working together for their respective govts to spy on a corrupted high-profile tycoon living in a glass house.

They were hiding at a vantage point opposite the house, behind a metre-high wall surrounded by bushes. As they waited for the tycoon to appear, the HK spy became restless and decided to do some stretching. "Lay low, pal. You don't want to be seen!", whispered the American. Unfazed, the HK spy ignored him and continued with his stretches, with his upper body clearly visible above the wall.

"Hey, lay low, lay low, you're a mole remember?" The flustered American urged his partner. Still unperturbed, the HK spy brushed his counterpart off and continued to twist and turn his body several times. The next second, a scuffle broke out between the 2 spies and the tycoon sent his bodyguards to capture them.

While being escorted into the house, the American spy chided the HK spy for the senseless assault. "What were you thinking?!", asked the American. The HK spy replied, "you were cursing me!". Confused, the American said he did nothing of that sort. "What in the blue moon have I done?!"

The HK spy then replied, "you said Do Lay Low, Mole!"

Lol bro hahahah

[Orange22]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

✔️ Spend time with your parents before they start confusing you with the neighbor’s son.!

This is very true bro!

[Hurricane88]

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[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Very true, you cannot upgrade a clown. Cheers!

[JiByeZap]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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When a clown become a president, the white house becomes a circus - this is not a joke, it is the truth

[StupidCharsiew]

Originally Posted by MiningXpert

Two spies - one from America one from Hong Kong were working together for their respective govts to spy on a corrupted high-profile tycoon living in a glass house.

They were hiding at a vantage point opposite the house, behind a metre-high wall surrounded by bushes. As they waited for the tycoon to appear, the HK spy became restless and decided to do some stretching. "Lay low, pal. You don't want to be seen!", whispered the American. Unfazed, the HK spy ignored him and continued with his stretches, with his upper body clearly visible above the wall.

"Hey, lay low, lay low, you're a mole remember?" The flustered American urged his partner. Still unperturbed, the HK spy brushed his counterpart off and continued to twist and turn his body several times. The next second, a scuffle broke out between the 2 spies and the tycoon sent his bodyguards to capture them.

While being escorted into the house, the American spy chided the HK spy for the senseless assault. "What were you thinking?!", asked the American. The HK spy replied, "you were cursing me!". Confused, the American said he did nothing of that sort. "What in the blue moon have I done?!"

The HK spy then replied, "you said Do Lay Low, Mole!"

Hahaha I knew that was it. Must know some cantonese to understand this joke