After drinking beer usually my bro cannot even stand let alone f**k. Let me relate these real incidences which put me to shame.
There were these 3 diff occasions where I met 3 diff babes and I sent them home after pubbing. Later at the carpark we petted like crazy . Frenched , sucked nipples and digged until the babes leaked like loose tap. Then the babes got so steam up that they just want to f**k. And you what , at that critical moment, my stupid bro couldn't rise to the occasion.Wah lau shit so shameful until the babes bj me also can't stand. These babes are milf type , sexy and well groomed type.KNN so disgusted with myself. they probably think I am gay.
I shared yr sentiments!!!Yes..u reminds me of an isolated incident many yrs back when i overdrank myself. Met a babe (1st meeting & outing)last time and we had 2 bottles of wine (1 white & 1 red) finishing in double quick time thinking ho seh liaoz..with my fxxking heavy head...we frenched, petted like crazy..and 1 things led to another la...so when the grand moment arrives for the final entry...CCB...it fails me miserably!!Not thinking jus abt the fxxking anti-climax but also damn fxxking ma lu lor!!!!!Nowadays..when i drink i tends not to overdrink lor..if i overdrank in any given night...i"ll go back alone w/o char-bos lor.....
Once I overdid red wine bit, not helped with plenty smokes (wine, woman, song incomplete minus smokes mah). Lucky redeemed myself next morning, with gal sounding a victorious "I win" knn, for failing to wake up the dead previous night
1st came beer, then the blue pill hehe. Btw, how does mix of whisky shot in beer mug (submarine) do for you? My DB memories has this group of gals near stage trying to pile their shots into my beer mug. Tasty, but boy was I plastered double quick. Steady you, 1 pointer liao..
red wine if mixed, then confirmed the only action i see is with the bed. if red wine alone, wah damn horny too.
try tequila shot in beer, lagi more potent... i got plastered during my bday at DB a few years ago bcos of this concoction. by the time i reached the 5th sub, i didnt know what i was drinking anymore. tried to kiss emiline (is it, the shy girl in the band who joined sg idol) when they got me on stage and a host of my lady friends. but all forgiven cos they expected that from submarine. end of the nite, i was told i was drooling from the mouth...
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Hahaha...if u're young, drink wat also can stand & CUMMED!!Not jus beer, martell, wine, stout..even u drink kopi, kopi-O, kopi-O kosong, teh-O, teh-Ni (Oopps..I mean teh-Si), milo-bing, tiao-hee..whatever la..CCB..the point is...if you're young..u can cummed even u drink your own urine la!!
Hey Bro AXL, Beer can stand cannot cum??Zun bo?? Maybe...cos sometimes I also like tat!!Martell can come?? A few times?? Zun bo?? Wah lao eh..must try liaoz!!! How about Whisky?? Can come non-stop??? Kekekeke...Have u try Beer + Whisky??? KNN...we called it the Tornados!!! Fxxking come everywhere!!From your penis till your arsehole!!!Front also come..back also come...Front cummed sperms..back cummed lao sai....
Hi Bro, whenever i drink red wine damn fxxking horny...although i drink all sorts of alcohol also horny la..but red wine especially fxxking horny manz..!!!Once I mixed red wine + boddingtons (A type of ale) in 1 fxxking pint & bottoms up!!!know what?? I fxxking pass out & nearly die!!!
i m serious about beer and not being able to cum. if i want to tekan the fls, would go bs or new shanghai to drink beer during HH. then walk opposite, tekan jialat jialat for the girl. cos i always negotiate that i cum then considered job finish. usually pay a little more and they will agree liao. n then see them suffer. different body react differently to different alcohol lah.
whiskey, i will die. tequila and whiskey r my biggest nemesis. makes me puke!!! red wine, fyi, is a bloody selfish drink. cannot mix. think of it as yr damn possessive wife/gf. if u mix around with other f**k buddies, she will tear yr guts out.
i m serious about beer and not being able to cum. if i want to tekan the fls, would go bs or new shanghai to drink beer during HH. then walk opposite, tekan jialat jialat for the girl. cos i always negotiate that i cum then considered job finish. usually pay a little more and they will agree liao. n then see them suffer. different body react differently to different alcohol lah. whiskey, i will die. tequila and whiskey r my biggest nemesis. makes me puke!!! red wine, fyi, is a bloody selfish drink. cannot mix. think of it as yr damn possessive wife/gf. if u mix around with other f**k buddies, she will tear yr guts out.
I read BS & New Shanghai???KNN..u also cheong these places huh?? Wah lao...bo jio?? I used to go there las time but simmer down alot!!Ku-niang...next time we jio Bro Skyline, Bro Bonker69, Bro Poorman4sex etc la...I dont care who u bonk, bonked or being bonked..as long we drink...then I see u bonk..u see me bonk k?? Swee Bo??
I read BS & New Shanghai???KNN..u also cheong these places huh?? Wah lao...bo jio?? I used to go there las time but simmer down alot!!Ku-niang...next time we jio Bro Skyline, Bro Bonker69, Bro Poorman4sex etc la...I dont care who u bonk, bonked or being bonked..as long we drink...then I see u bonk..u see me bonk k?? Swee Bo??
drink not a problem. but i've got performance anxiety leh... if u look at me bonk my girl, my didi might not be able to lah... but lim leh, i like... anyway also can... kopitiam also can blend in.
drink not a problem. but i've got performance anxiety leh... if u look at me bonk my girl, my didi might not be able to lah... but lim leh, i like... anyway also can... kopitiam also can blend in.
Chee Bei...i see you you"ll shrink si bo??Kekeke....KNN..we drink...we finger..we caress..we fxxk all in the KTV room k?? If KTV not good..then we book 1 superior room in HOTEL81 across the lorongs & all brudders can adjourn there for round 2?? Else..we can proceed to East Coast Park to book a chalet for an orgy party?? Swee bo?? Scare still?? Kekeke...
Kopitiam?? Ai ya...I need a change la...Spare a thought for me..time for me to Sia San & see the real world now...I have been in my cave for too long..KNN..knees also aches...Penis also rusty liaoz lor....Onz bo??When our BS & New Shanghai lobang?? U got lobang for room during HH hrs or not??Tat fxxking place CCB damn packed & always no room!!! Fxxk manz...
Chee Bei...i see you you"ll shrink si bo??Kekeke....KNN..we drink...we finger..we caress..we fxxk all in the KTV room k?? If KTV not good..then we book 1 superior room in HOTEL81 across the lorongs & all brudders can adjourn there for round 2?? Else..we can proceed to East Coast Park to book a chalet for an orgy party?? Swee bo?? Scare still?? Kekeke...
Kopitiam?? Ai ya...I need a change la...Spare a thought for me..time for me to Sia San & see the real world now...I have been in my cave for too long..KNN..knees also aches...Penis also rusty liaoz lor....Onz bo??When our BS & New Shanghai lobang?? U got lobang for room during HH hrs or not??Tat fxxking place CCB damn packed & always no room!!! Fxxk manz...
for bs usually go at 2pm, wait and tcss at kopitiam below. sg kiasuism put to good use. usually if dont have, then adjourn to new shanghai, usually got room. i usually dont do much in the room and i sucker for looks. so if the looks r ok, then i ask the magical question lor... so most of the time in the room, i would be singing "hum chin pang" cantonese songs to amuse myself.
wah, chalet ah? u still secondary school student issit???
for bs usually go at 2pm, wait and tcss at kopitiam below. sg kiasuism put to good use. usually if dont have, then adjourn to new shanghai, usually got room. i usually dont do much in the room and i sucker for looks. so if the looks r ok, then i ask the magical question lor... so most of the time in the room, i would be singing "hum chin pang" cantonese songs to amuse myself.wah, chalet ah? u still secondary school student issit???
KNN...thought u got lobangs??? Wah lau..some brudders here got lobangs dont need to wait at the below kopitiam la kopi & wait for rooms. That's what pisses me off at BS lor...damn fxxxking stucked up!! Yeah..NSH usually got rooms la but the girls not as much as BS leh...Anyway, who u usually go with??The guys from here or yr kakis??
Looks?? Wat lau...ok ok...Looks with Boobs si bo??? What magical words??? Can pressed or not??Can dig or not?? Can suck or not??Can fxxk or not??Which one?? Wah lau...u write damn vague leh..??Sing song?? Hum Chin Pang?? Ok la..lim peh sing..."Jiu Cock Eng Yong" for you la!!!Steady bo???
Chalet???Hahaha...Knn..this 1 u dont knw liaoz..Chalet good...Place big...Can roam around..Sofa...Dining table...Stairways...On top of the TVs..Balcony..wah lau..u no imagination la....So mundane always think Hotel81 only??If got big gang of brudders...all check in Chalet..drink..bonk..have fun at a much much lower cost!!!Understand? Let's relive our youth & try some things different la!!!No disturbance from police too!!
KNN...thought u got lobangs??? Wah lau..some brudders here got lobangs dont need to wait at the below kopitiam la kopi & wait for rooms. That's what pisses me off at BS lor...damn fxxxking stucked up!! Yeah..NSH usually got rooms la but the girls not as much as BS leh...Anyway, who u usually go with??The guys from here or yr kakis??
usually my guys from the office. all MIA together, giving excuse that i need to conduct pep-talk to them lah. then all go down there for briefing lor, actually debriefing... the guys from here like dont really bother about me lor. ask them they say got babysitting lah, cinderella must go back by 12am lah, go also never pm me lah... so a bit sad...
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Looks?? Wat lau...ok ok...Looks with Boobs si bo??? What magical words??? Can pressed or not??Can dig or not?? Can suck or not??Can fxxk or not??Which one?? Wah lau...u write damn vague leh..??Sing song?? Hum Chin Pang?? Ok la..lim peh sing..."Jiu Cock Eng Yong" for you la!!!Steady bo???
looks lah. as long as she looks nice, nice body, boobs no need to be so big, got pluck armpit hair and dont smell can liao. ya lah, "hum chin pang" cantonese songs by hacken lee lah, alan tam lah, etc since u so nice sing yr song for me, i will also perform the jay chou and fei yuqing song for u. old uncle like u sure know how to appreciate.
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Chalet???Hahaha...Knn..this 1 u dont knw liaoz..Chalet good...Place big...Can roam around..Sofa...Dining table...Stairways...On top of the TVs..Balcony..wah lau..u no imagination la....So mundane always think Hotel81 only??If got big gang of brudders...all check in Chalet..drink..bonk..have fun at a much much lower cost!!!Understand? Let's relive our youth & try some things different la!!!No disturbance from police too!!
chalet no disturbance from police??? u knew or dont know??? if u dont want disturbance by the useless buggers who got nothing better to do, go book the whole floor of a 6-star hotel. that one confirmed they also cannot go up, unless with warrant. but how to get warrant at nite rite?
usually my guys from the office. all MIA together, giving excuse that i need to conduct pep-talk to them lah. then all go down there for briefing lor, actually debriefing... the guys from here like dont really bother about me lor. ask them they say got babysitting lah, cinderella must go back by 12am lah, go also never pm me lah... so a bit sad...
looks lah. as long as she looks nice, nice body, boobs no need to be so big, got pluck armpit hair and dont smell can liao. ya lah, "hum chin pang" cantonese songs by hacken lee lah, alan tam lah, etc since u so nice sing yr song for me, i will also perform the jay chou and fei yuqing song for u. old uncle like u sure know how to appreciate.
chalet no disturbance from police??? u knew or dont know??? if u dont want disturbance by the useless buggers who got nothing better to do, go book the whole floor of a 6-star hotel. that one confirmed they also cannot go up, unless with warrant. but how to get warrant at nite rite?
On la..on la....see your lengthy uncle eyes all cocked liaoz...Ok ok..next time u go..put time put place & let us know la...we can TCSS, drink & merry there k??
On la..on la....see your lengthy uncle eyes all cocked liaoz...Ok ok..next time u go..put time put place & let us know la...we can TCSS, drink & merry there k??
i m quite sick of putting time and place liao. u all married men all got OC problems one lah. u all put time and place lah. if afternoon HH, must let me know early early in the morning or the nite before. if cheong nite one leh, i will come, maybe a bit late but die also i will turn up. swee bo???
i m quite sick of putting time and place liao. u all married men all got OC problems one lah. u all put time and place lah. if afternoon HH, must let me know early early in the morning or the nite before. if cheong nite one leh, i will come, maybe a bit late but die also i will turn up. swee bo???
Looks good!!!I although married but can go home ard 3ish la..Steady bo?? Ok..HH hours...we plan...1 day in advance...Onz?? As for night..OTOT lor....Buzz & u will come right??
Looks good!!!I although married but can go home ard 3ish la..Steady bo?? Ok..HH hours...we plan...1 day in advance...Onz?? As for night..OTOT lor....Buzz & u will come right??
buzz and i will "power ranger" myself into juan pablo montoya and drive down, after i finish whatever necessary work!!!
but tomorrow HH confirmed cannot. got big fish swim into the company...
...tequila shot in beer, lagi more potent... i got plastered during my bday at DB a few years ago bcos of this concoction. Tried to kiss emiline (is it, the shy girl in the band who joined sg idol).
i m serious about beer and not being able to cum. if i want to tekan the fls, would go bs or new shanghai to drink beer during HH. then walk opposite, tekan jialat jialat for the girl. cos i always negotiate that i cum then considered job finish. usually pay a little more and they will agree liao. n then see them suffer..
Guess rule of thumb is mix at your own risk.. DB's Emily shy meh... it's all part of the act with some chabor, and for some guys their archiles heel.. We used to playact which of 2 lady singers to choose, I always plumb for the other hottie (just like DB, distant memories liao... must be last night's beer!) whilst others go for fair Emily.
Wah, your beer exit strategy good payoff at GL!
PS: How's kimchi early brekkie arh? Kiss and tell bo?
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