Misleading Yahoo Classified Ads (Beware)

[DumbAss]

Originally Posted by Accord_JDM

hey bro...
this one i know...
she will want to meet u first before going together to hotel but if u want to go directly to hotel to meet her, she will reject u.
due to the fact that i don't have this meet first and go hotel together habbit so i gave her a miss...
perhaps u can try and let me know if she is good looking?

Still good old DumbAss good Dumb way better. You got the portfolio?
Hahaha! So free surfing all over?

[dickhorny]

Dear All Brother here. I did try a gal's call DEE's massage. It's not bad and worth for money. Normally she posted the ad ad Sport Massage. This is only massage and non others things. The look is average lor..

[lancelim]

I've contact this person called "Ron Ron", with 27 year old sexy lady. Damage is $60 for massage, BJ and FJ. Place die die must be in GL. Decided not to try coz location wise not that good, and $60 for so much services, doesn't it sound suspicious?

[Accord_JDM]

Originally Posted by dickhorny

Dear All Brother here. I did try a gal's call DEE's massage. It's not bad and worth for money. Normally she posted the ad ad Sport Massage. This is only massage and non others things. The look is average lor..

how is her looks? ht? wt?
heard that she is married and only do sport massage at her place right?

[Accord_JDM]

Originally Posted by lancelim

I've contact this person called "Ron Ron", with 27 year old sexy lady. Damage is $60 for massage, BJ and FJ. Place die die must be in GL. Decided not to try coz location wise not that good, and $60 for so much services, doesn't it sound suspicious?

IMHO, those asking for $60 one and age in the late 20s ones usually CMI in looks category.

[yess24]

Originally Posted by Accord_JDM

how is her looks? ht? wt?
heard that she is married and only do sport massage at her place right?

Dee provides only massage.... quite good massage.. no extra...
I tried once at her place.... her look average...

that time finished massage.. she left the room, let me get changed... I finsihed change, came out from the room, saw her chaging t-shirt in another room.. didnt close the door... hehehe....

[blackholenet]

can anyone PM me DEE contact ?

[satyr365]

I had the pleasure, or should I say displeasure, of contracting the services of at least 6 FLs from yahoo classifieds. 2 locals and 4 PRCs.

The locals (Dee was one of them) weren't bad. Good, solid massages without any hanky panky though.

The 4 PRCs were another story altogether. Even if their classified ads had descriptions like pretty and sexy with good skills, they were neither. They were all over 35 years old, and all scored a disappointing 4.5 or less in the looks department. They usually charge $60 for a non-existent massage and a let's-get-this-over-and-done-with HJ. It may sound economical at first, but factor in the $20 for hotel room, and it works out to a grand total of $80. That's $80 for a CMI chinese lady who rushes through the lousy massage and HJ.

For $80 or under, I could easily get
• HJ from Sexy young PRCs at Tui Nas for an hour ($30) + HJ ($50 or less)
• Fuck Big busted, sometimes pretty MILFs at Lor 14 ($60 FJ + $10 rm + $1 condom)
• Add $10 can fuck pretty, sexy things at Lor 8
• 2 x $40 cat Thai chick
• One blow job from a Ladyboy at Changi Village and have change for makan at Charlie's... hehe

As you can tell... I've sworn off the services from yahoo classifieds.

[Lubber]

Originally Posted by satyr365

I had the pleasure, or should I say displeasure, of contracting the services of at least 6 FLs from yahoo classifieds. 2 locals and 4 PRCs.

The locals (Dee was one of them) weren't bad. Good, solid massages without any hanky panky though.

The 4 PRCs were another story altogether. Even if their classified ads had descriptions like pretty and sexy with good skills, they were neither. They were all over 35 years old, and all scored a disappointing 4.5 or less in the looks department. They usually charge $60 for a non-existent massage and a let's-get-this-over-and-done-with HJ. It may sound economical at first, but factor in the $20 for hotel room, and it works out to a grand total of $80. That's $80 for a CMI chinese lady who rushes through the lousy massage and HJ.

For $80 or under, I could easily get
• HJ from Sexy young PRCs at Tui Nas for an hour ($30) + HJ ($50 or less)
• Fuck Big busted, sometimes pretty MILFs at Lor 14 ($60 FJ + $10 rm + $1 condom)
• Add $10 can fuck pretty, sexy things at Lor 8
• 2 x $40 cat Thai chick
• One blow job from a Ladyboy at Changi Village and have change for makan at Charlie's... hehe

As you can tell... I've sworn off the services from yahoo classifieds.

Yes,totally agreed with what you said,but i learnt my mistake the hard hard hard way.Was damn sian during work in the evening so decided to search yahoo on my HP.Called this lady and arranged the place at Lavender,since she wanted there.
Reached H81 and called her to tell her rm no.Even was dissapointed from voice but wanting to try luck so why not?Cuz nothing to lose ma.After bath i lie down on bed watch tv.Then heard ding dong.Peep through the door i sian 1/2 liao.But what to do? Since here liao carry on lor.
Typical ah lian aunty looks.Smoker oso.She then proceeded to strip to her bra and g string + her tummy is double cheeseburger de...See liao Sian 3/4.But see her boobs like quite nice leh ( due to wearing push up bra.)She massaged me,the massage not a big hoo haa anyway.
Slowly she massage my balls then ask me turn over.When she raised her arm over me i can see the stubbles under her arm...sian 90% liao.Then i proceeded to unhook her bra strap...omg..i wonder y i did it in the 1st place sia..Boobs like lao ah ma type.No description for it.I swore if she gonna give me gf feeling i gonna kick her in the face.
Then ask me if wan fj,i straight counter her say si bei tired to energy to do(truth is cant do to her man,think didi see liao head oso faster hide like turtle man)Tell her hj can liao.Not gonna say much after next,paid her and leave liao.
Those bros who like to take such risk and break ur confidence can go ahead and try. But only Try If U Dare.
RtF? Nv in my life again.

[eeemen]

Originally Posted by Lubber

Yes,totally agreed with what you said,.....................
Those bros who like to take such risk and break ur confidence can go ahead and try. But only Try If U Dare.
RtF? Nv in my life again.

Bro, agreed with your comments. I too had the same exact experience. Feeling itchy and adventurous, thinking of trying something new, so yahoo classifieds. Bad bad experience, esp for those prc massages. CMI, not so bad for locals, but forget about the looks department. Have not cum across any that's worth rtf yet.

However, once in a while i am still tempted,guess its the curiosity factor as well as temptation. These makes me appreciate the FLs that I am rtf, ke ke

But like wat bro Lubber had said, try only if u can withstand the trauma of going thru such a sesssion.

[Accord_JDM]

perhaps we shld try to list down those yahoo ads that advertise "pretty & sexy" PRCs who provide massage.....
so that bros next time will not be conned again...

bear in mind that those PRCs also change names & contacts periodically....

[Lubber]

Those with ads saying sexy and pretty are the ones

[lancelim]

Originally Posted by lancelim

I've contact this person called "Ron Ron", with 27 year old sexy lady. Damage is $60 for massage, BJ and FJ. Place die die must be in GL. Decided not to try coz location wise not that good, and $60 for so much services, doesn't it sound suspicious?

I further confirmed with this Ron Ron about location of service. Initially I thought it can be any hotel in Geylang, however, now it's only Lor 39. I don't think I dare to try this out....

[Lubber]

Scarly is same as wat i kenna 2 days ago...think better not try XDD

[FatVicious]

Originally Posted by Lubber

Scarly is same as wat i kenna 2 days ago...think better not try XDD

Hi Bro,

Did you try the Yao Yao that we spoke about? I thought she was good and you told me it was found in Yahoo, remember? Did she disappoint you? I'm sorry if she does, cos like many said, one man's meat could be another man's poison..