When Wife Fling meet... what would u do?

[yellowleaf]

My wife asked, Dear, is this dress nice?
Me: ok lor ... ...
Wife: can i try, give me 10 mins.
Me: no lah. . . you are not buying anyway, y waste you time trying?
( she just bought 3 dresses beforehand. )
Wife: ya hor, i forgot
Me: then, shall we go?
Fling: Sir, your mrs will looks good in it, let her try, no obligation.
Wife: since she said tat, i try hor . . .
Me: Er. . Hmm, ok lor.
Wife: can i have the black coloured dress...

as the fitting room is big and with a chair,
kid pester to go in with wife,
while im about to walk away, fling voiced out.
Sir, you have to stand in front of the cubicle, so tat you can give some comments on the dress.

My mind was thinking. . . its also good to stand infront of the cubicle, its safer there. dont think she is so daring to do anything to me.

The moment my wife closes the door, she whisper to my ear. . . . .

. . .

[Erasure]

Met my FB when I was out with my ex....I saw her first and she as always so blur blur...she was with her bf in a clothes shop, so when I walked past her in the shop, I gave her a pinch and tap on her arse...she turned around surprised...only to say "hi" and smile at me when she saw me...her bf....thought I was just a friend...and we said hi too...

[yellowleaf]

Fling:
hey.. .. ..just your luck to see me here...
im short of cash now..!!!
you know what to do?

Me: you crazy ??

Fling:
you can try me if you want...

Me:
okie..

Took out $100 and pass it to her...

Fling:
What do you take me for?
A whore who is sstanding at geylang?
dont worry, once and for all,
will treat you as stranger if we happen to meet again.
$500.

Me:
i have only $300 with me..
take it, dont make things difficult for me..

Fling:
okie.. better than nothing..

min later wife came out from the fitting rm..
Dear, dont you think i look good in it.
ya ya...we shall get it.( jus in case my wife come here alone and things might happen)

pay for the dress and went off.

cos wife know how much cash is with me, come out with some xcuse and withdraw some cash.

do u think its really suay . . . bbbj for $300...

[Bangster]

Now this is really really suay for you...kena blackmailed.

After you handed over the money, you should also threaten to tell the Boss, the employees at the next shop, the cleaners and the food court stall owners etc what she moonlight as....

Fling: You crazy???
You: Try lor, if you dare.
Fling: Don't threaten me back!
You: $300. Give you discount $50. $250 will do.
Fling: Nabey! You!
You: Faster faster...my wife coming out. You threatened me by telling my wife but she trusts me. But if I tell the world about you, do you think you will still be working here tomorrow? Your kid how? No money to support him is very jialat one.
Fling: Here! Take your smelly money back!

But of course the above is only imaginative and best case scenario...

[Xgenre]

If I were u, i die die also won't pay. If your OC opens the door and sees you passing $300 to her, it's as good as catching u having a BBBJ with her. That kind of hard to explain situation. Esp since I suppose you and fling pretend not to know one another before your OC steps into the dressing room.

[t123]

she may treat u like yellow pages for cash instead of Yellow Leaf.

[LostALau]

If I were u, I will say 'Ok, cu tonight at H81 xxxxx' I will give u the money.

........In the room....Fling: Where is the money?
TS: What money?
Fling: The money you promised me.
TS: I promised to give u money for what?
Fling: You promised to give me money for not telling your oc about our affair.
TS: Now I have changed my mind liao.
Fling: Then I will tell your oc.
TS: Then I will report to the police that u blackmail me. I have the conversation recorded.
Fling: ...........
TC: Come on, relax baby. We are old friends right? Come and give me a bj, then I will paint u, after that I will bonk u siok siok. Before we part for the last time, I will give u $100. If you make me very happy, I will consider giving u $300. After that dont ever ask me for money again. U can still ask me for bonks though if you like. But remember, no more money, OK?
Fling: ...........
Come on, what are u waiting for, bj me, u dirty bitch!

Just an imagined scenerio.

[Stud00]

Bro T.S.. all i can say is that.. you are darn "lucky"
Buy toto also not so lucky.. ERrmm..
Act blur?

[PepeReina]

If nothing "serious" happen, it's ok. In this game, it's better to set the mood rite. And both parties agree to it...

[AirAsia]

Let go, there are jungle out there. Why hang around the past