Singapore 21yo Woman looking for 25 to 45 yo Men

[goodpartner]

Saw this in the profile of a "match" in a dating site.
Can't help but Laughing My Arse Off!!!
Sharing as a joke for all to read...

No wonder this 21yo need to resort to looking for her "ideal" mate online.

Usually only find those late-30s and 40s women in these sites (Singaporeans) and was hopefully surprise when this young thing pop up in my radar... only to discover:

Wild like an untamed stallion. ♥ Valiant like an uninhibited lion. ♥ Passionate & intense. ♥ opinionated & vocal. ♥

Do you match?
21 yr old Woman
Singapore, Singapore
Singapore
seeking 25 to 45 year old Men
within 80 kms of Singapore, Singapore
Singapore
Relationships: Single
Have kids: No
Want kids: No
Ethnicity: Asian
Body type: Slender
Height: 160.0 cms
Religion: Protestant
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Non drinker

About Me and Who I'm Looking For:

I would like a man who has made his mark in the world. Someone who has his own apartment and ability to take care of himself. Sensitive, caring, patient and kind are the 4 most important virtues.

I want someone who is smart and has drive and passion.
I want someone humourous and intelligent.
I want someone who is gentle and magnanimous.

He will surprise you with the small gestures, even when it's no special occasion, but not frequently enough that these surprises are expected.

He'll survive "Being Killed" in a computer or console game, when you want to get his attention, and won't blame you when he meets his spectacularly bloody end.

He talks solidly to you, about anything, for a Minimum 20 minutes a day, even away on business. Busy schedule? He'll have to make the time. When the time is available, he'll stay up chatting over the phone, or across a pillow, for Hours, and then let you sleep in the morning to catch up on lost sleep.

He'll accept you for all your quirks, loving the cute ones that define you as who you are, and forgiving the ones that aren't so cute "Hun, I bought my 3000th pair of shoes today, what do you think?"

He will be your voice of reason, thinking as a logical second set of eyes when you want to do something that could be very stupid, he will tell you his concerns on the matter to make them clear, and then if you still want to do it, he'll support you straight through to the end.

He is of the maturity to be able to realize, that he does have faults. Not all of which can just be overcome easily, but for you, he tries to be a better man.

He will learn from His Mistakes. When he sees that you're pissed off, or upset about something, he first asks if ‘you are Ok?’ And then asks if ‘you want’ to tell him what's wrong.

Puts the Toilet Seat DOWN, and cleans the whole toilet, without being asked once a week. Untold small girlfriends have been eaten sewer gators because of careless Boyfriends leaving the seat up.

Er...btw I'm looking for young sex partner in that dating site, therefore this thread is still relevant here hor?!

[wally888]

Wonder how's her response? Did u try to reply to her?

[goodpartner]

Originally Posted by wally888

Wonder how's her response? Did u try to reply to her?

Yea! I should reply.... but can I get the cumulative writing talent of all the brothers here to help me come up with something even more witty in response to her?

I'll post any further response from her here and update you guys... LoL

[JustTwenty]

Originally Posted by goodpartner

Yea! I should reply.... but can I get the cumulative writing talent of all the brothers here to help me come up with something even more witty in response to her?

I'll post any further response from her here and update you guys... LoL

camping here bro!

[skyscrape]

This is going to be a funny one, camping here for more.

[RealEstateGuy]

braddah many of those ads are fake. Posted ny Nigereans or Russians to scam.

[goodpartner]

Originally Posted by RealEstateGuy

braddah many of those ads are fake. Posted ny Nigereans or Russians to scam.

Bra, yes MANY are fake, but let's not side track; this particular one is specific and looks real - why would a scam-er makes it difficult for others to be scammed right?

U got any ideas on how I can reply her?

I got this what shit premium membership for 6 months that guarantee that I'll meet someone I like or else extend another 6 months free membership. So can play play.

[DarthRevan]

Originally Posted by goodpartner

this particular one is specific and looks real - why would a scam-er makes it difficult for others to be scammed right?

enticement of the unattainable makes it very endearing

[TheHornyDevilz]

Why does the ad sound read like girl looking for sugardaddy?

[x_ylx]

You should reply that you are all the above and girls are lining up all the way to JB for you. You really like her excellent JD for a boyfriend but to be fair to all the other girls, she has to get in the queue. Of course, it is assuming that she has at least the looks and figure of a super model. Otherwise, she can also forget about queuing!

[justkimmy]

This woman will probably turn out weird!

[zyspt]

lol..... all the while only see what she expect of the man.
never a word on what she is like and expected of her.
what if theres a guy that meet the requirement get into relationship then ask for sex and her response was like:
man: sex...
her:NO!
man: gam lan jiao...
her: NO!
man: hand job...
her: NO!
man: then let me look at u naked, i finish the job myself...
her : NO!
man: at least look at my dick
her: NO!
all with the NO! NO! and NO!

[justkimmy]

Originally Posted by zyspt

lol..... all the while only see what she expect of the man.
never a word on what she is like and expected of her.
what if theres a guy that meet the requirement get into relationship then ask for sex and her response was like:
man: sex...
her:NO!
man: gam lan jiao...
her: NO!
man: hand job...
her: NO!
man: then let me look at u naked, i finish the job myself...
her : NO!
man: at least look at my dick
her: NO!
all with the NO! NO! and NO!

Hahahahah I can TOTALLY imagine her saying that.

[RealEstateGuy]

Braddah I think it's bunch of Punjabs in Little India luring you into a honey trap. Probably working with local SG gal to scam you. This is why area should be razed and rebuilt for Chinese.

[goodpartner]

But frankly, I think a big proportion of local girls will expect the same...

That's why we all say local girl cmi... and start looking for less demanding females outside of the country.