Anal sex

asspanker · #1 25-01-2007, 12:05 AM

Any bros here have tips or experience to share for anal sex? ... me and gf are quite positive about this but not too sure how to go about it...

sammyboyfor · #2 25-01-2007, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by asspanker

Any bros here have tips or experience to share for anal sex? ... me and gf are quite positive about this but not too sure how to go about it...

You want a tip?.. I'll give you a tip. Arseholes are for shitting, not fucking.

Unless you were born through an anus instead of a vagina, I suggest you stick to the correct hole.

snipeshot08 · #3 25-01-2007, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by sammyboyfor

You want a tip?.. I'll give you a tip. Arseholes are for shitting, not fucking.

Well I would beg to differ, there's a lot of co-workers in my office with shit literally coming out of their mouth all the time

Just kiding....

To threadstarter - you may want to do a search cause there's already a ton of question asked in the past by other samsters, my tip is that make sure that your bro is heavily lubricated and please WEAR A CONDOM, cause the anal passage is full of bacteria and who knows what...

Cheerios mates

yankim3 · #4 25-01-2007, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by snipeshot08

Well I would beg to differ, there's a lot of co-workers in my office with shit literally coming out of their mouth all the time

Just kiding....

yeah, same as my work place. the only gd thing come out from their ass

otamay · #5 25-01-2007, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by sammyboyfor

You want a tip?.. I'll give you a tip. Arseholes are for shitting, not fucking.

Unless you were born through an anus instead of a vagina, I suggest you stick to the correct hole.

Or else you end up like Anwar who lost his job as a DPM and a potential PM....

jintulan · #6 25-01-2007, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by snipeshot08

Well I would beg to differ, there's a lot of co-workers in my office with shit literally coming out of their mouth all the time... Just kiding...

right, those on the upper floors even have their dicks growing out from there, adding to the misery and pain of those lowly asses downstairs, from frequent oradick-anal sessions.

sammyboyfor · #7 25-01-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by yankim3

yeah, same as my work place. the only gd thing come out from their ass

I'm sure your co workers have the same opinion of you.

Castrol · #8 25-01-2007, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by asspanker

Any bros here have tips or experience to share for anal sex? ... me and gf are quite positive about this but not too sure how to go about it...

you wait here for bro Frankie, he's the supremo on this.

natto3 · #9 25-01-2007, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by otamay

Or else you end up like Anwar who lost his job as a DPM and a potential PM....

now he ceo of famous anus.

sammyboyfor · #10 25-01-2007, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Castrol

you wait here for bro Frankie, he's the supremo on this.

This is what the anus is for. It is full of e coli bactera which can cause massive blood poisoning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escherichia_coli

laodi123456789 · #11 25-01-2007, 12:30 PM

After seeing this pic, I think my food will go out the wrong hole.

vkoolboi · #12 25-01-2007, 12:56 PM

Wrong spelling. Should be bacteria instead of bactera

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Originally Posted by sammyboyfor

This is what the anus is for. It is full of e coli bactera which can cause massive blood poisoning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escherichia_coli

onion_rings · #13 25-01-2007, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Castrol

you wait here for bro Frankie, he's the supremo on this.

Yeah where's bro frankie anyway. Think threadstarter need his expertise on this type of issues. We too!!!

cuntlover123 · #14 25-01-2007, 02:18 PM

it is advisable nt to try it cos u may hurt ur poor gf. Theres nthing special abt it jus that u poke a much tighter n dryer hole

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Originally Posted by asspanker

Any bros here have tips or experience to share for anal sex? ... me and gf are quite positive about this but not too sure how to go about it...

defconme · #15 25-01-2007, 02:27 PM

The basis of anal sex it another form of a sexual act that 2 parties go into for gratificationl Yes there pleasure there is also pain and germs.

Personally its nice but never doit it 1st time. Chemistry is important

To quote wiki

"The reasons behind the practice of anal sex vary greatly. Some men and women report being able to reach orgasm from receiving anal sex, with or without simultaneous stimulation of their genitals (penis or clitoris). Generally, for women, pleasure is derived through anal intercourse due to the shared nerve endings that are located between the rectal wall and the vagina, and/or from indirect stimulation of the G-spot. The anus itself contains many nerves as well, which can also react in a pleasurable manner when excited.

Anal sex is considered to be the most dangerous of sexual activities.[8] This practice exposes the participants to a number of hazards. These are of two kinds: infections, due to the high number of infectious microorganisms not found elsewhere on the body, and physical damage to the anus and the rectum due to their vulnerability. Inexperienced individuals can also find it painful."