[Penfolds]

Yes we all know that banging ladyboys aren't exactly “mainstream” but life is short, sometimes we just choose to do what we love.

First thing first, I consider myself straight as a ruler. Nothing against gays and lesbian, I'm a Pink Dot supporter, everybody have the right to LOVE.

Being pathologically shy AF in my teens, I lost my virginity late at the embarassing age of 23. Not long after, I became addicted to sex. It's truely one of the best things that we human species can enjoy. Over the past 20 over years, I've prolly banged more than a couple hundreds of different women. It was great and then it became boring and mechanical. I craved for something different, something more thrilling.

So ladyboys caught my attention and I was intrigued. My first expereince with LBs was at the infamous Changi Vilage carpark during its good ole days. Still remember the first time I invited a CV LB into my car for a quickie She was a Glenda Chong lookalike. It was exhilarating, kept going back to CV for more.

These days, women or “Normal” human relationship are so transactional and tiresome. Sometimes I just want to spend good money and have a sleazy bout of drunken debaucherous sex. Hard to experience that with any real women. On the other hand, ladyboys are always so Diva and fun loving. Banging them is such a wonderous joy.

Being a straight man, It all stared with simple blow jobs. Then I got curious with sticking my pizzle into their bung holes. Not a big fan of those rundown Serangoon Road sleaze joints, I prefer to pick up LBs at Orchard Towers. So much wonderful memories.

After experiencing many LBs, I realise many of them actually prefer to be Top. Up till then, I've never suck on a dick and my bung hole was still a holy virgin. Well sex is all about pleasuring each other, just have open up my mind and give it a go. First time I gave a LB a blow job, seeing that sextisfied look on her face was really sextisfying for me too. Took the plunge to experiment being bottom with one gorgeous OT LB. KNN fucking hell, it was PAINFUL AF. Had to stop her after a few thrusts. Thought that would be my first as last time as a bottom.

Many months later, I read about prostate massage and how men can experience the ultimate prosate induced orgasm. LOL, I became curious again. Many here will know Primaleen. Earlier this year, I engaged her service. Slim 5 inches cock, I let her have a go at my bung hole. The moment she sticked it in, I felt my bung hole was on FIRE!!! Had to stop.

Not giving up, I tried another OT LB, my gawd her body was awesome. The moment we were naked and washed up, she straddle over my face and gag me with her 5 inch tool. Once she's was hard and pumped up, she lifted my legs and slide her pizzle into my arse. This time round, I conditioned my mind to consciously relaxed my bung hole. Started with the same fire in the hole sensation but once I endured and got pass that, it was pure bliss. Clever LB knows how to paced herself with a newbie like me. After 5 mins of conditioning, crazy bitch switch on her beast mode and pounded me to smitherings. Gawd damned, she fuck like a MAN and I luv it.

Alright that's all for now, just some random musing of mine. Ladyboys are just like blue cheese, durian or single malt whisky. Its an acquired taste thingy.