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A fairy tale -
a : a story (as for children) involving fantastic forces and beings (as fairies, wizards, and goblins) —called also fairy story b : a story in which improbable events lead to a happy ending
2: a made-up story usually designed to mislead

So is your story made up or is your wife a fairy or elf? Anyway heee no offence, and of course I am looking forward to the continuation of your fairy tale.

But we are no longer kids.