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Updated: April 2023

Am back in Udon Thani again folks!
After some exploring around, Udon really is a juicy place with lots of beautiful isaan ladies.


Clubs:
Ekkamai is where the party is at. Located near the Airport,
you will find all the youngsters partying it up here!

Rhythm is another one where the youngsters like to go to.
Probably the most crowded club in Udon Thani. If you want to find chiobu, go Fri/Sat night!
The place is right beside Naphalai hotel...
Located pretty near Ekkamai, easier to find on google because Ekkamai is written in Thai.

Mars
Similar to Rhythm, this is a new EDM club. Personally i like this place the most because VIP table has sofa (Buy 1 black label for 2000 baht get VIP Sofa le)
Lots of Chiobus to look at... mostly youngsters who go... A lot of rich kids and uncles who pay school fees come to this Club.
Located about 1km away from Sang Karaoke, the place Closes at 2.30am. Best time to arrive is before 12am

Tawandang is where the older crowd goes to (around late twenties). Located beside Central Plaza Udon Thani,
Its pretty convenient place to go party if you already have a companion (Maybe from the farang bars nearby) and are staying at Centara Hotel



Regular Bars:

Infinity Bar - Pretty girls will sit and chat with you.
Almost like those karaoke places except their official job role is as a waitress.

The Pallet
This bar, and the bars around it, are where the youngsters will go for pre-party drinks. Bars generally close at 12am (up to 12.30am)
3 large bottles of beer (1.8L) for under 300 baht. Good place to build up some emotional connection with your date before hitting the clubs to dance
Also, good place to watch soccer!


Farang Bars: (AKA Walking Street)

Day & Night Udon Thani - Maybe 2 acceptable girls (for me) among the entire 20 shops.
Mostly a bunch of old retired ang mohs, sitting with 30+ 40+ yo ladies drinking beer.

Some RSAF guys as well lurking.

Honestly, if not for the nostalgia, wouldn't even bother coming here. Not recommended



Karaoke (with girls):

Soulmate Bar -
Located near Gentle Tiger Bar, the place has about 7 girls on rotation.
A few as young as 18yo. (small place but the girls work very hard to please)
Closes 5am. Arrive before 11pm if you want to choose the best girls

Up to you to buy ladies drinks (100 baht each)
but my suggestion if you want to impress is min 5 drinks at a time, maybe 10 or 15 drinks per girl per night
If you are gentleman enough, but yet assertive, almost guarantee the girl will go back hotel with you after 2 or 3 times.
If you want to blue ball yourself, you can touch and grope all you want in the VIP room (VIP Room cost 300 baht per hr).

Average bill here is 3k to 5k. I normally take 2 girls, one left side one right side. 10 drinks for the night.
Extra 500 baht tips for the one who works the hardest to please me.

There're 2 uni girls here, and i've already banged 1 of them.
But after the sex, she's become emotionally attached to me... no chance to approach the other one liao hahaha...


Sang - (note, name is written in thai)
Located at the entrance of the turn in to Zaleena Grand Hotel
Biggest Karaoke/Bar in Udon Thani already (with over 20 girls)
Closes 5am. Come before 12am if you want to have girls sit with you.

Note: Pls don't be an idiot and pick only 1 girl... pick at least 2 or 3 girls per person... the more player you appear to be, the more options will open up to you.
At the same time, must have class. don't be a old tiko

Ladies drinks, usually they will ask for 5 per hour (100 baht each). But totally up to you if you refuse.
VIP Karaoke room is 350 baht/hour

Once in the VIP Room, touching, groping and all is probably fine... (YMMV)
(personal experience: the moment we went in the VIP room the girls locked the door and started hugging me and laying on me.
After noticing i didn't go anything, they ownself wrap my hand around them, then start kissing my cheek... So i told them...
If they want to play, i am no gentleman hor. And i told them that at the end of the night, either one of them better 'take responsibility' for arousing my libido hahaha)

My Bill for 3 hours in the Karaoke room with 2 girls came up to 8k THB
Actually quite expensive, but then i ordered total 60 LD (30 each) plus 1k thb for the karaoke room, another 1k for the 12 bottles of beers
The two girls played a game to see who will end up sleeping with me... Fun night overall, i promised to bring the 2nd girl back so i will be going again soon...


NaNang - to search on google maps, have to type in Thai... น่านั่ง
Another karaoke bar with 20+ girls to choose from.
My first time here was pretty dull experience because the girls seemed to not know how to entertain...
and only interested in buying them drinks. Don't know how to play games either...
Maybe that night they tired. I went to the place at 11pm (outside closes 12am) and stayed till 1am
Karaoke (VIP) room closes 5am. Got quite a number of young <24yo girls there...


Massage Parlour: (EDIT*)
Oscar is still open. Located beside The White Hotel (newly renovated).
Park inside the hotel, and there's a bush that hides the massage parlour.
If not sure how to find, go to the hotel lobby and ask...
Papasan says only about 8 girls on rotation... no young syt... price is 1800 baht - 2200 baht for 1 hour



FREELANCE GROUP
So, i stumbled upon a girl who introduced me to the chat group... Hire a pretty uni girl for about 500 baht/hour, they will accompany you anywhere (no hanky panky)
Best to book at least 24hours in advance... bring the girl go cafe, or movie, or pubs and clubs... totally up to you
Note: these local girls don't speak english hor.

Girls who provide Happy endings (outcalls or incalls) also avail from 3000+ baht and up

How the system works is: Customer offers a budget, and tells the mamasan what type of girl(s) he want and for what occasion.
Eg: You want a chiobu to accompany you to a club. You tell the mama, let her know what your type of girl is, what your budget is..
and she will send it out in their group chat with over 150+ girls. Then whoever want to take up the job will let the mama know,
and the mama will send you their photos, then you choose.

Reason to book at least 24hrs in advance is because many girls are studying/working full time and need to make arrangements for their 'date'.
If you book like same day, maybe only 10-20 girls to choose from (i picked a girl for my buddy to go clubbing with about 2hrs in advance and we got about 12 girls to choose from)
On a separate occasion i booked 24hours in adv and had almost 40 girls to pick from (Friday Night)

Price ranges from 200 - 1000 baht per hour for regular, GFE escort.
Price ranges from 3000 - 10000+ baht per hour for happy ending escort.

Generally, if you go to clubs like Rhythm and Mars, you will see many, many young and pretty girls. Majority of them are actually freelancers.

Also, don't bother pm-ing me for the mamasan LINE bcuz the whole thing is by INVITE/RECOMMENDATION ONLY (from the girls),
meaning you need to pass their QC first lol. I can only help make the introductions if you are in town...