To all bros who tried to ask for location, I'm sorry but I don't give out this location for fear of attracting unwanted attention. I mean, aren't the hints given pretty much enough to know where it is? How many places in Singapore do we have 3 side-by-side malls, especially when the location is narrowed down further. I do apologize though if anybody is offended by my words, but the clues given are just too simple
If I went to some discreet ulu locations on my future adventures I'll be glad to share then
Now back to my fr, the real reason for this lost and thread
Sometimes when we cast the net, there's bound to be empty catches. This happened to me on my 3rd visit to the area, after the rejuvenation of my didi in the past two visit, I grew confident of the place, and thought all MPs here provide specials. How wrong I was.
Location: mall #02 (centre)
Decided to venture into this mall, after having fun with the other 2, I'm pretty sure this will have what im looking for. After a quick lunch on the top floor, I went scouting. Quite a number of massage palors, ranging from open concept foot massages to dimly lit shops covered by tainted glass panels lurking in the more deserted areas of the mall. Spent close to an hour looking around and selecting the right one. Finally went into a Thai massage parlor conveniently located at the lower levels, positioned nicely along one of the smaller corridors.
Went in, signed for 30minutes, led to a cubicle, and changed into a boxers given by them. Quite a nice atmosphere here, the place smelled nice, and the tv behind the counter played Thai songs, a new experience! Just nice, lady possibly in her late thirties came in and we chit-chatted for a little bit. She spoke to me in Chinese with a peculiar accent and shouted across the room to her colleague in fluent Thai! Hosehbo, my first Thai, a Thai-Chinese, still a Thai nonetheless!
1-2min of chit chatting is up, proceeded to massage. When she touched me, I got a big shock. Not for anything, but her strength can win hulk man! Plus other masseuse used their thumbs to press, she just rubbed my back with her elbow, what is this, muay Thai massage!?!? Told her to reduce strength cuz really buay tahan, she laughed and said I weak! So then we continued with our reduced strength massage, and around 25 mins into the massage, flipped me over. A late quickie, I thought, but something seemed amiss (don't beat me to it). Rather than trying to seduce me at this point, she on the contrary was still very much focused into the massage. Sat me up, did some neck massages and we're done! A rude disappointment and realization that this is actually a clean joint. Got up, got dressed, paid up, and left. BUT! this is a goddamn good massage, one of the best I've ever tried. Yes is painful, very painful infact, but the feeling of looseness relaxation in your body is really worth the price.
Stats
Location: 6/10 for a "MP", but for a clean joint, even my void deck will do fine
Ambience: 8/10 smelled nice, soothing Thai songs
Name: nvr ask
Looks: 5/10 average mid 30s, but why the hell do you need looks for purely massage?
Body: 6/10 a bit of slim and slender, once again she won't jerk you even if u marikita from seeing/admiring/ogling her
Boobs: A-B, I don't care
Service/attitude: 8/10 chit chat a little bit, friendly lady. Oh did I mention you get a cup of ginger tea after massage?
Massage: 9/10 make you cry, make you writhe in pain, but make you come back for more!!!
Special: nil
Price: $25,30min $35,45min $45,1hr
Overall: 0/10 from the view of my didi, 8/10 from me
A little massage parlor among many others that really pleases your body rather than your didi, I can tell the ladies are happy and proud to be in this profession, so I hope that any bros reading this, please. If you happen to find this place, do not be a jerk and request/demand for special services. They don't need this kind of treatment, just from my point of view.
RTM: ironically, I'm more likely to rtm this place rather than other palors providing extras. In fact when I wrote this post, I've rtm twice, and is going for the third time!
So tts the end of my 3rd adventure that did not have an happy ending but rather, an interesting twist much more desirable. Please up me if you enjoyed it, have fun and cheers!