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There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for
the first time.
The first lady said, ‘I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum
hot pink panties beefo I gets ondat plane.’
‘Why you gonna wear dem fo?’, the other two asked.
The first replied, ‘Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonnafind me first.’
The second lady said, ‘Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe esant
orange panties.’
‘Why you gonna wear dem?’ the others asked.
The second lady answered, ‘Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I
be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.’
The third old lady says, ‘Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties’.
‘What? No panties?’ the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, ‘Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right.’
‘I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, the
fust thang dey always look fo is a black box!’