Ok guys
, have not posted in a while and I thought I should write an FR on one of my many activities in the recent past. Guys who have read my previous posts should be quite familiar with me and my usual “activities” and sexapades. Happy reading!!
Well, this FR happened not too long ago when I was sent to a near by country for a project. Guys who are not familiar with my writings, and who wish to read the part from the “bed” then please start reading from "ACTUAL Account"
Nah, I’m not into the social escorts or quick paid activities when I am overseas though I do have my fair share in the Singapore HC scene. Anyway, who the heck cares to know such details…..so let’s move on
I landed in this city and was received in VIP style with a guy holding my name flashed on board and then escorted me into a nice van and I was pleasantly surprised to be ushered into a nice Indian city. Driver (post graduate) spoke almost perfect English and in fact some words went over my head but I cared less and was curiously looking out of the window and boy!! This town has some hellava pretty women. Something about these sensuous, wheat skinned, slightly tanned, meaty and well endowed women that I miss back home. This got me excited and I exploited this driver into getting some late night club addresses and bars. Actually, much later I realized I did not need such information as any club past 10 is happening and conducive for any smooth operator (For example: ME..
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Went to the customer, talk talk talk, jack asses don’t eat lunch before 2 PM and dinner past 9 PM, what the hell….lesson learnt – Always carry biscuits in the bag. Ok, let me share a joke here. Before going to India, I asked a friend of mine (supposed to be a friend, jackass, dumb drunk Fk) to help me with some smooth words/phrases and he taught me one. Once I entered the customers office, I was nearly floored by this stunning receptionist (who btw is in her 20’s, post grad in MBA, paid around 1000 SGD per month and works 6 days….. talk about cheap labor). I walked up to her and said “Hello, aathi kya kandala”. Which my friend taught me. She laughed and said “No thanks Sir, but nice seeing you, have a good stay”. I was like WTF? I just wished her “How are you?” and she says no thank you? I did not hesitate to ask her what was the meaning of what I said and she shyly replied that I quoted a movie dialogue that meant to ask a girl to go on a sex outing (something to that effect ok). WTF? I apologies to her immediately and I sheepishly walked away. In fact, she looked at me quite interestingly and I felt that she was a good target. But cannot lah, cannot play in customers playground. I called my friend and he asked me to chill, he said that they usually don’t slap or kick in the groins, as they are professionals. My ass, professionals. Good I looked innocent, else she would have complained or even slapped me. Luckily the guy I was working with also had a similar experience and we laughed it out. Rest of the day was standard work but each time I walked out to the toilet, I had her grinning at me and apparently the way all the other nearby staff looked at me, I felt that the “news” had spread. In fact each time I was looking at her, my liking for her was growing and I did promise myself that she will be “conquered” soon.
Soon it was lunch and we bumped into each other near the smoking zone outside the building. Given the morning episode, I choose to pretend professional and stay my ground. She then walked up to me and said “Archie”. I replied (carefully this time….WTF, if Archie meant fuck off asshole…..lol), “if that’s your name, it’s a nice name, nice to meet you Archie”. She laughed and affirmed her name was Archie. She then said, I could call her Alisha if I wanted to. I asked her they both don’t sound rhyming at all. She then laughed and said that the movie in which the dialogue was told, the actress name was Alisha. I was too embarrassed and told her that my friend pulled a fast one and all the excuses I could make. She was cool about it and said, maybe not to where you asked me to, but beer is not a bad idea. I was like….WTF? aren’t they supposed to be conservative and homely? She quickly also told me that she has a boyfriend and is quite seriously intending to marry him. So it was strictly platonic. I agreed and in fact invited her to bring her boyfriend as well. She refused the offer but was excited to go out for drinks. She took my hotel number and I took her mobile number and then we went back to work. The productivity after that chat from my side was below 0. In fact, not even 0.
Anyway, fast forward this part and after work, went back to the hotel, showered, ate some food and then set out to call Archie. She drove a small car and she was late by an hour. She barely apologized either. I did not care enough as it was informal and she was already doing me a favor by showing me around. She dressed quite revealing yet was quite conservative as well. Carried herself very well. She was quite flirty but each time I made a move, her topic would change to her BF……. Wtf? Tickle my balls and then say sorry……….. So I lost hope and saved my moves for later. Lol……. Kaisu why waste the wooing talk.
We went to this disco /club that was quite full and noisy. In fact quite a few young professional clubbing after work or before work (ya, before work is cos they do night shift in call centers). Archie found me a nice spot and we sat drinking beers and taking some vodka shots. She was a decent drinker.
Even as we were chilling, my eyes fell upon a girl who was dancing on the floor. She looked slightly heavy but not fat. Nice permed hair and big eyes. Small lips but juicy lips and her tits looked so firm and youthful. She wore a brown top and a denim trouser and was enjoying her time on the floor. She was with a few friends of her. I had one opportunity to take a quick picture of her before I was told by the waiter that I was not allowed photography inside the club due to security reasons. On a side note, it was sad to see so much security all over with metal detectors and scanner with sniff dogs and all. However, the look of these guys gave me a secure feeling that they had things under control.
“So what’s your view on our chicks?” Archie asked me and I was too forthcoming in saying that they were beautiful, welcoming and surely worth a good kiss. She again laughed it out and asked me if I wanted her help to “hunt”. It hurt my ego and I told her that I am a lone warrior, one man army and a samurai warrior who does not need help. “I am from Singapore and I hunt on my own Archie” I told her proudly and she was impressed. “Wow then, show me some moves” she challenged. I took her by surprise, “I respect your privacy Archie, even though you don’t have a BF and have created an imaginary one to maintain your distance, and I respect that”. She was quite for a moment and then she replied “I’m not ready for this yet”. I held her hand and assured her that there was nothing to be worried of. In fact I told her that I liked her and that we could be good long distance friends or even travel buddies minus the relationship and sex. She nodded and then she chirped again, “come on show me some moves”. Ok it was time.
I went to the DJ (It was a damn sexy female) and I asked her to do me a favor. 10 SGD (after conversion) was all it took for the favor. Soon an announcement was made. “Guys and girls, hope you are enjoying the evening……now here is an announcement for the girl wearing red and green bangles, with a great smile and a die-for eyes. Your admirer dedicates the next song to you and here it goes……”.