[asiancigar]

Here is my 2 cents review of virgin trip to HCM....

Its a beautiful country and truly a breathe of fresh air when compared to 'tired' and all too familiar places like Bangkok/Phuket.....

Keynotes:

1. The women are tiny with huge tits....... and look at least 5 years younger than their real age. Hmmmm, i wonder if its because of the water they drink or the fact that s'poreans have not hit HCM in plane loads yet.... hehehe

2. Climate was cool and very nice throughout my 5 days...... which made walking up and down District 1 & 3 so pleasant. And its really an eye opener that different Districts have different themes eg. entertainment, commerce, cultural..... old HCM and modern HCM.

3. The working class girls (FLs) are young, inexperienced and generally VFM (value for money). However, i think there is a scam being run by the street OKTs..... the FLs are all 'delicious' looking but a majority of them will tell you that they are about to have or will have their menses after the first 'pop'.... hence, you will have to let them go after Round 1 even having paid for LT. Or in the case of another Bro.... the FL insisted on leaving immediately after Round 2 in the middle of the night...... sigh

4. Food is generally very cheap throughout the city.... even elaborate Buffets at 4 star Hotels are around 100,000VND per head

5. Taxis are fabulous..... many around and waiting time is usually less than 2 minutes to grab one. All my rides were comfortable in relatively new cabs and the drivers friendly and very polite..... all metered (unlike Batam, Medan etc)

6. The Hotel that i stayed in was fantastic.... huge room with great breakfast. Btw, to beat the 'non-girl friendly' policy...... make sure that you register Mr & Mrs upon check-in. Then, bring your cha bors to the room before 9pm, because the security becomes rather vigilant during night shift. nb. i had 3 different ladies over the 4 nights that i was there.... hehehe

7. For those that are interested..... i found a NEWly opened 2 Star Hotel that has jacuzzi (Deluxe Room), is girl friendly and the owner is a young man whose wife is singaporean...... Rates Standard USD45, Superior USD55, Premium USD 65 and Deluxe USD75

8. The girlie bar that i visited together with Bro SuperNoob was interesting, nice and we practically owned the place during the 5 hours we were there... playing pool (FOC), kaco kaco / korek korek the girls, drinking 333 Beer...... total damage VND840,000. Lees than S$50 each..... where to find in spore.... even road side Joo Chiat would have cost a lot more for less the fun

9. I chatted up and got no less 8 telephone numbers of SYTs that i met on the streets (being a tourist), shopping centers and hotel...... will definitely be busy following up when i next visit.... kekeke

10. All said and done..... HCM is a fabulous place where if you are not so kan cheiong, offers delights and SYTs that will keep you wanting more.....

I don't foresee myself needing to go to Bkk anytime soon.... hehehe.

Cheerz
AC