Originally Posted by donburi80
Went to Lan Tao Sha (LTS) after seeing a bro's recommendation here. Was a bit disappointed with the cost and service provided. Maybe it's because I had been to Shanghai before and was expecting a similar experience.
Reached the hotel very late and was contemplating whether should I hit the pub and try my luck. Decided against it as I wanted to relax.
Took a cab to LTS and it cost me 35RMB fr my hotel.
The visage of the facility looks impressive, easily can pass off as a 3 star hotel.
It is definitely bigger than Shanghai's YPHC. Expectations got higher.
I went in and the person asked me for ID. When I showed him my pink IC, he looked puzzled, until I told him that I am a foreigner. Then he said that he thought that I was local and apologised saying that only locals need to register and foreigners need not.
Was given a locker key and proceeded to the bath and sauna area. Strip to nothing and took a dip at the pool. Was a bit bored and the jacuzzi jets were not working and got out.
Saw a pool with alot of guppy-like fish. The description said something abt a Turkish fish treatment. Look freaky to me and I left without trying.
Went straight to massage rooms. Manager was explaining to me to take the 'Fantasy' package. Sounds good I thought. However, it was not like YPHC where full service is under 1 price.
**Warning** - Mistake no. 1
I didn't ask him what the package encompassed. Assuming that it was similar to the full service package in YPHC, I went ahead and got a 3 hr package costing 804RMB. FUck man, I dun understand why things here are so ex! Never assume like me, you will tend to regret. I will explain more abt this in a while.
**Warning** - Mistake no. 2
After I agreed, a girl was sent in. She didn't looked attractive at all, just plain.
I immediately called the manager and asked him if they have the fish tank style, cause I wanted a prettier one. He said that they dun and this girl was pretty good in her service. He coaxed me by saying that it was my first time, so he selected a girl who is good. I was a bit sian, but no choice as this was the house rule. I should have insisted, damn it!
The girl was very chatty and asked me alot of things. One thing good is that she is a good companion for TCSS. She easily broke the ice and the feeling started to build. I also chatted with her, although I was looking for action. :-)
After a while of massage, she started feeling me all over, sending some good vibrations with her soft touches.
HJ and stuff. Then she started this 'breast-massage', which is basically a tit-fuck.
After a while, seeing that i have not cummed, she suggested to me on taking another hour, so she could included the mouth-treatment. WTF? I paid so much and BJ is not included?! (refer to mistake no.1)
**Warning** - Mistake no.3
After 'tricking' me into paying for the 4th hour, she started with the BJ, but with the cellophane wrap. WTF? Not even BBBJ??!! Then I started to ask what the whole package encompassed. I was super-turned off to find out that they never do FJ! Argh!!!! Now I really feel like an ass.
Basically she couldn't make me cum at all. So she started to TCSS with me. We chatted for a while, lying side by side, wrapping our arms in an embrace like we were a couple. For those who are suckers for GFE, you will like this. However, this girl dun kiss or french u, so u can imagine what effect it has.
I left the room at 3am and was feeling a bit hungry. Went up to the relax corner and told the manager if I could grab a bite.
For this place, there are timings for free buffet. All ala-carte drinks, food are individually priced.
I order a bowl of noodles and it tasted like shit. Beggars can't be choosers.
Then I proceeded to the rest area, hoping to get a rest. As it was a weekend, most couches were occupied and eveyone was sleeping soundly. I was lead to a bed beside this super loud snorer! I tried to block out the snoring by putting on head phones. No effect! The guy can wake up the dead with his snoring!
Feeling pissed and unfulfilled, I left the premises and put on my clothes to pay.
**Warning**- Mistake no.4
When I checked with the manager before I started, he said that it was ok to pay by credit card.
When I tried to do that at the counter, I was told that only cards with the stupid 'Union' sign can be used! What the fuck! That means only China credit cards can be used.
I did not have enough cash and was taking of how to go about doing this when manager asked me to draw cash on the building across the road. He sent his security guard to accompany me.
Fortunately it was not a very cold night. I was pissed off and asked the security guard if this was common. He said it was, especially when foreigners do not have the 'Union' card. I told him that it was absurd that I had to do this and that the company should do something about it.
I left the facility an angry and dissatisfied man
Damage: 1116RMB
girl quality: 4/10
service: 4/10
RTF: NEVER
I advised against going to this place, no matter how desperate you get.
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