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Originally Posted by keeni
Managed to book Twinkle over the weekend.
Usual nice massage using a lot of elbow and did some small causal chat with her. I ask her if she massage any muscle man recently.
she: 什么是 muscle man? (What is muscle man?)
me: [trying my best to flex my bicep and point at it] 这里大大的那种，参加健美比赛的 (big muscle that kind and take part in body building competition)
she: 没有呀。没有这样的客人 (Don't have, didn't get this kind of customer)
me: 哦。他跟我说有来找你。(oh, but he told me he booked you)
she: muscle man就没有。150公斤的大胖子就有。(no muscle man, but got a fat man that weigh 150kg)
me: 哈哈哈哈 (lol)
Made my day  |
Hahahahhahhahaha so the fella with the 6-pack is actually a 1.5m 150kg uncle. Bet twinkle couldn't find his dick... that's why he didn't go for the GQ
