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One morning, Ah Lian announced “Mom, I’m pregnant,” in a belligerent tone of voice.


Her mother paled.


“And it’s all your fault,” continued Ah Lian.


“My fault?” gasped her mother, startled.


“I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you all about the facts of life.”


Ah Lian: “Yeah, yeah—but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?”



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