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Old 19-11-2016, 09:15 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

You have heard the half empty or half full.

The optimist says, “The glass is half full.”

The pessimist says, “The glass is half empty.”













But have you heard this:


The rationalist says, “This glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”