Re: Beijing Recommendations
Beijing Adventures and Mis-Adventures ... hahhaaaaa
Hi fellow Samsters,
Was in Beijing two weeks ago, and here is my story. I stayed at the Sheraton Great Wall.
First Night
Already scouted out the area while returning back to hotel after dinner with colleagues (witnessed a big group of girls talking with a trio of Indians at the car park, or rather, talking with the mamasan of the girls), so at about 10pm+, wandered out in search of some action.
Was immediately accosted by multiple papa/mama-sans inviting me to "Come see my KTV/Pub/Lounge, many pretty young girls, I take you" and short of beating them off with a stick, they will follow you repeating the same thing over and over. Anyway, managed to evade them and made my way to the Hard Rock Cafe where I popped my head in, and immediately popped it out again cos it was almost empty.
Wandered a bit around HRC, and then decided to head back to the hotel and see if the previous mama-san with the group of girls was still around ....... yup, she is still there .... so got to talking with her, and she was giving me the "Come to my KTV/Pub/Lounge..." spiel. Was getting a bit tired of this and I made my excuse that I needed to go back to sleep, and then she offered to show me her girls hidden away in some car in the corner. Mistake #1 - told her not interested anymore (I should have gone to take a look). So she gives me her card and say "call me if u change your mind".
Back in the hotel room, figured that a call wouldn't hurt and to check out the goods she could send up (Mistake #2). So called her and haggled a bit on the price, finally ending up at RMB500 for 1 shot.
Mistake #3 - didn't realise that Great Wall had a "No Guest after 11pm" rule (this was already around 11:15pm) and I get a call from the mama-san that the girl couldn't get past security and she needed another RMB200 to pay off the guard. So I politely declined and then told her I will call her tomorrow.
So off I go to slumberland .... zzzzzzzz .... and then at f***ing 3am .... DING DONG goes my doorbell ..... and who do I find standing outside my door? Yup, the girl that was supposed to not be able to come up earlier ... wtf .....she tells me that her mamasan gave her my room number (refer to Mistake #2). i told her "yah that was 3 hrs ago and its bloody late and i have early morning meeting" (true) ..... and sent her off. She wasnt too happy about it, but upon reflection, she wasnt that good looking either.
Back to slumberland ....... zzzzzzzzzzzz ... and WTF .... DING DONG DING DONG goes the doorbell at 4am .... 4-f***ing-AM --- don't these girls go to sleep???? Another girl now ... a lot cuter (and younger) than the earlier one .... but stilll ...... 4-f***ing -AM??? you must be kidding me .... same story, given room number by mamasan .... again sent her off (but on hindsight should have taken her cos she was really cute .... both heads must have been too sleepy to make a snap decision).
So end of first night - no action.
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