Massage Review: Iris
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I wanted to visit Sabrina but ultimately decided against it as wise old-bird Stiffness advised me to practise safe sex (no bbbj) in order to protect my loved ones. Okay, very fair advice since I'm have many years ahead in life. However I still needed a release so I contacted Angel (not the nuru massage one) and Iris at the same time. As both replied around the same time and I thought I arranged to meet with Angel first but in the end I actually replied Iris first. So I went ahead with Iris and it shall be a decision that I'll regret.
Looks: 6/10 disappointed. She has a lot more bah than her photos. I think she knows this hence the fully closed curtains and dimmed lights in her room.
Figure & complexion: 6.5/10 Boobs B cup. However she was too bah for my liking - I like the Rainie/Candy and Sabrina kind of figure. Her thighs are flabby - thicker than mine sia (but I run ultramarathons so I'll give a concession here) and definitely thicker than the previous MLs I've visited. Sibeh sian what a misrepresentation. I kept thinking that I should bring action against her and demand damages from her instead of me paying her $100. Her complexion is a bit dark.
Massage: 7.5/10 this is her saving grace. She has an outstanding repertoire but still she could do with more strength.
Roaming: Everywhere but under the panties. I've visited three MLs thus far and this is the first one that restricted me.
Catbath: She doesn't offer this. No kissing and licking at part of her body as well.
HDLY & HJ: Good HDLY because she got me rock hard. I flipped over and proceeded to enjoy the HJ. It took me quite long to fire because I lose focus whenever I observe her figure. I think my standard is quite high and limited to one kind. So I requested for her to go back to HDLY and HJ second attempt thereafter. Not a very good HJ I think. Even though I've fired my load, my dick was still rock hard. Oh well whatever.
GFE: Non-existent. She was only interested in getting the massage, HDLY and HJ done. However she remained polite and courteous throughout the session.
Condition of apartment: This condo, located in the heart of SG where several medical facilities are located, is somewhat rundown. The toilet where I was told to bathe before the massage is very cramped. I had a slight pangsai feeling so I wanted to see if I can excrete. I sat on the toilet bowl and what the heck, the entire toilet bowl lifted from the back. I found out that the toilet bowl is not secured to the ground and is pivoted upon something on its centre of gravity. This is what happens when there is no man in the house! It was only when I came back to the shower after the message that I saw a notice scribbled in Chinese that the toilet bowl is faulty. Hence bros who can't read Chinese please take note.
Rtm: firm no.
P.S: The only consolation I have is that Arsenal has finally beat Dortmund and as a result, secured their place in the knockout stages for the 15th consecutive season. COYG!