Sinkees whom travel to Vietnam act in few stages......
Stage one : Act rich.
Nickname : Little horny newbird.
Time period : first 2-3 trips
Due to poor communication skill, so only thing to do is the flash limited cash they have to get laid.
Stage two: Act stone.
Nickname : Horny newbird.
Time period : after 3 months.
Whatever the vb does, we act surprise so the gal thought they get a carrot head in their bag.
Stage three : act blur.
Nickname : old bird (老bird）
Time period : 1-3 years
After commanding basic Tieng Viet, and understand vb consistent need of money and consistent events that always happen to each and every family. Vbs also have the great skill of making their problems; "your problems". Hence to me acting blur is not a science. Act blur is an art form, as while we trying not to get entangle with their shitty problems and at the same time we can bonk them consistently.
Stage four : act bad.
Nickname : eagle. (老鹰捉小鸡）
Time period : 3 years to forever to master.（some bros will never attain this stage)
The nirvana of cheonging in VN. Same achievement like George Soro, Tiger wood, rod steward etc.
After knowing the stupid vbs need of been scolded and bash up for them to realize the need to be love is to get kick in the ass.
At this stage, money become optional. As the option to keep you is priority to the vb as you show them you "are the main man", " the alpha male". The "Lord of the ring".
Maybe now you can try to ask for some pocket money, and include yourself to their list of problems.
Which stage are you in......?
