Name:
KIKI
This is my first experience booking the services of a lady from this stable and it will probably be the last.
My time spent was so frightening it made me really phobiatic. I mean it.
We exchanged SMS and the booking was done smoothly. Due to rain and heavy traffic, I was late by 10 minutes. Once I reached the location, I was disappointed. There were 3 to 4 ladies, if my memory did not fail me, living in the same location. I was asked to shower and I informed her I had done my bath and let us get down to business.
I laid on the bed and checked the time. It was xx:16. The mattress was soft and noisy. I closed one eye. She began with the massage. It was nothing to shout about. Without a doubt, you are able to get better ones out there. During the massage I could hear ladies' voices outside. They are probably about to begin their respective sessions or end their appointments. At one point in time, I could even hear the bed noises from the other room. So much for peace and quietness. I closed another eye.
She asked me to flip. I checked the time, it was xx:38. She poured oil onto her hands and started to give me a HJ. Best part, she was sited between my legs and continued to give me a HJ. I allowed 5 minutes to pass to give her the benefit of doubt to actually provide SERVICE. However, no move from her. She kept pouring more oil onto her hands, a total of 4 times in fact, and my BROTHER was drowned in oil. I had to inform her to stop doing that. Her HJ was the most super mechanical I had ever experienced. Once the action was done, in the most stationary way possible, I was told to shower. Once done with my shower, which was with me, myself, and I, returned to the room and noticed she was wearing her clothes back. Time check xx:54. I asked what was she doing and she said times up. I knew this lady was a rotten egg and there was no point in debating with her. Paid her $100 for 44 minutes of crap service and left the location without looking back.
This is my honest FR / MR or whatever R you guys want to label it.
My questions :-
1. Where is back stepping / back kneeling as advertised in the website?
2. I can safely say the definition of massage to this lady means only servicing the back? How about the front?
3. I did notice she had boobs. Probably she did not know how to use them and give me a boob massage?
4. 69 HJ. I take it that sitting in between my legs and giving me a awesome mechanical HJ is 69 HJ?
5. 2 X HJ? Let us not even get there.
6. I was late, but come on, where is the service?