What Turns U OFF immediately??

[SassySammy]

the night is perfect. u prepared everything, candlelight dinner, soothing love ballads, all the prerequisites needed to eventually lead to a whole night of passion. it's the first time u n yr date will be moving on to the next level (read sensual passionate love making). He/She arrives. Slowly the romantic night takes a turn 360 degrees. Anything that could have gone wrong, goes wrong.

YIKES! body odour, hairy armpits, garlic breath, leftover meat/chilli/seaweed in spaces between teeth. u take off her minis, exposing her huge brown ah ma panties. and when u remove them, flies fly out, there is a fishy smell. U cringed in fear. Not wanting to disappoint her, u cover the face and bomb the base. Streaks of tears flow down. :(

u r feeling horny/sexy all over, but he doesn't do anything! he doesnt know how to initiate any physical contact. u r both sitting there staring into space. the air is stagnant. u could hear the bees buzzing, the toads croaking outside in the fields.

She's giving u a bj.. OUCH! her teeth is grinding against your shaft.

Any of the above sounds familiar??
Bros/sis here care to share what (anything like smell, actions, appearance etc) of the opposite sex turns u OFF totally? :D

[DaDaPiPi]

u take off her minis, exposing her huge brown ah ma panties. and when u remove them, flies fly out, there is a fishy smell.

That's a nice descriptive of a smelly pussy, I felt tears from my eyes while laughing out loud with my colleague. :D

[coolpix2075]

Personally i haven't encountered too extreme situation lidat.... only once when i went for massage the WL has quite a strong body odour which turned me off immediately.... forced to take up HJ juz to prevent her from pestering further....

[Tai_zi21]

No 1 thing to turn mi off immediately-------> ARMPIT HAIR

[beck7777]

No 1 thing to turn mi off immediately-------> ARMPIT HAIR

was about to mention that! esp those not shaved cleanly..:eek:

[Tai_zi21]

was about to mention that! esp those not shaved cleanly..:eek:

Yap!

Can u imagine just when u were petting with her and removing her clothes already... suddenly u notice her armpit hairs more than u! :(

[garem]

I dun think i can stand fishy smell..and will not let my small bro suffocate. :D

[waypastprime]

the night is perfect. u prepared everything, candlelight dinner, soothing love ballads, all the prerequisites needed to eventually lead to a whole night of passion. it's the first time u n yr date will be moving on to the next level (read sensual passionate love making). He/She arrives. Slowly the romantic night takes a turn 360 degrees. Anything that could have gone wrong, goes wrong.

For your info, by turning 360 degrees, u are still back with the same.

[Castrol]

For your info, by turning 360 degrees, u are still back with the same.

you cant fool an ace student in geometry. :D

[Pokimon1]

I dun think i can stand fishy smell..and will not let my small bro suffocate. :D

I don't mind arm-pit hair or a little BO. Sometimes can be quite sexy.

The one thing that turns me off immediately is
Chow Chee Bye

I had one such experience with a FL...

Oh my gosh... one whiff and my cock immediately shrank!!

The smell of Vaginal Yeast can really put you off fucking for a few days.

Being a gentleman and not wanting to offend her, I just paid her the full amount; took my shower alone and checked out of the hotel.

I had no heart to tell her to go for a check-up, but I did inform her OKT about it. (He laughed)

[SassySammy]

For your info, by turning 360 degrees, u are still back with the same.

hahahaah ya hor oopssss... :D

Seems like bad personal hygiene is the major turn off. I can accept guys with a little odour cos it's kinda sexy. like he's sweating and working hard. If im a guy, a glimpse of a nest of my gf's armpit hair will def send shivers down my spine =|

[bigass]

ARM PIT HAIR..

OR SHE IS A MAN ??? :eek:

[waypastprime]

you cant fool an ace student in geometry.

I'm also good in playing chess. But one criteria will be the chess pieces must be on the woman's body. :p

hahahaah ya hor oopssss...

Nevertheless, it's still a good piece of post u have contributed. :D

[beck7777]

ARM PIT HAIR..

OR SHE IS A MAN ??? :eek:

bro u nvr encountered girls with armpit hair?
lucky u..

[AlexWee]

Very interesting Bros...

Yes, arm pit hair - off I go
Yes, body odour - off I go
Smelly genitals with discharges - off I go
Bushy African jungle pubic - off I go
Sagging breasts with big black nipples - off I go
I think my periods come! - completely switched off....yawn

Then half way - need KY - down I go
Then half way - cry painful - down I go
Then half way - complain about position,complain about this and that,compaiant about the air con - down I go
Then half way - not so deep can,not so hard can, no doggie can ,no frenching,no sucking nipples, no rubra rubra, no caressing,no nothing but just pumping wooden block - I pull out and go home!

Thanks for shairing.

[zhivago]

the night is perfect. u prepared everything, candlelight dinner, soothing love ballads, all the prerequisites needed to eventually lead to a whole night of passion. it's the first time u n yr date will be moving on to the next level...
...we frenched and hands were roaming everywhere of each other's body.

After a moment, piece after piece of cloth are dropped on the floor...

"puuuut" one farted.

And the other goes to the bathroom for a cold dip in the tub...:D

isn't that a turn off?? Farting in the midst of a passionate love making session.

[SassySammy]

Then half way - not so deep can,not so hard can, no doggie can ,no frenching,no sucking nipples, no rubra rubra, no caressing,no nothing but just pumping wooden block - I pull out and go home!

Wah so many complaints?? if no rubba rubba, no caressing, how to get into the mood?? :confused: heheh might as well watch porn and diy.. Really got such gal meh?? aiyo..... if so, i think by being accomodating n responsive should be able to make up for a fishy pussy..

btw farting during the sessios is quite cute ma. hahah i personally feel that once my partner have heard me fart b4, all my image is ruined, and i will feel more relaxed. Subsequently i will no longer be paiseh to be expressive during the session hah

if so, are vaginal farts a turn off?

[Castrol]

...we frenched and hands were roaming everywhere of each other's body.

After a moment, piece after piece of cloth are dropped on the floor...

.

continued...

you push her onto the bed, and pull down her panties...

all of a sudden, a hard dick springs out from her...

what do you do? :eek:

[waypastprime]

isn't that a turn off?? Farting in the midst of a passionate love making session.

Actually, it could due to the anxiety. Brood nothing over that.

[AlexWee]

continued...

you push her onto the bed, and pull down her panties...

all of a sudden, a hard dick springs out from her...

what do you do? :eek:

good one bro!

how about an artificially created vagina in trans!!!

[zhivago]

Actually, it could due to the anxiety. Brood nothing over that.
thanx for the explaination on that, bro. if this is a single occurence and it shall really be a turn off...

maybe it's due to the food she/he had earlier...


continued...

you push her onto the bed, and pull down her panties...

all of a sudden, a hard dick springs out from her...

continued...
he screamed and lounged himself backwards. his knee soften and his mouth wide open gasping for more air.

He felt his heart struggling as his wild attempts of getting more air to his heart are nothing but just some wasteful attempts.

She, shocked, still sitting on the bed. not in the right mind of deciding the right point of action just look on in horror. She does not shout neither she lift a single finger to relieve him of his current agony due to the shock he got from an unexpected object hanging on his partner's pelvis.

After a short moment, noises dies down all is quiet again. his face was paler and without any of his living expression. he's dead.

Dead of shocked and she's terrified.

Castrol bro, like that can? :D

[AlexWee]

....

if so, are vaginal farts a turn off?

waulau...this is something i sure turn off ....too much pumping and too much air bag inside...unless your partner can squeeze u didi hard enough...

bro, u must be very experienced to notice this...after reading this, i start to recall...yes there are vaginal farts in some girls!!!...some strong enough to blow a ballon!!!

with every pump there's a vaginal fart - sure turn cold turkey!!!

[Castrol]

She, shocked, still sitting on the bed. not in the right mind of deciding the right point of action just look on in horror. She does not shout neither she lift a single finger to relieve him of his current agony due to the shock he got from an unexpected object hanging on his partner's pelvis.

After a short moment, noises dies down all is quiet again. his face was paler and without any of his living expression. he's dead.

Dead of shocked and she's terrified.

Castrol bro, like that can? :D

yes can bro, but actually i didnt really expect such a horrifying end...
so the moral of this terrible tale is, if you think you got it bad with a fish smelling pussy or bushy arm pit hair, or whatever that turns you off etc, just remember, it could be worse... :D

[SassySammy]

with every pump there's a vaginal fart - sure turn cold turkey!!!

Vaginal farts can be quite embarrassin for girls sigh Cos they're often mistaken as farts. Farts as in smelly farts. Next time u guys hear a vaginal fart, dont freak out (aka 'What was that??') or else your partner (if a sexperienced one) will know tt u r inexperienced! Just laff together lo heh brighten up the awkward atmosphere

Dont point at her and let out a sarcastic laughter cos u pumped air into her in the first place :D

so the moral of this terrible tale is, if you think you got it bad with a fish smelling pussy or bushy arm pit hair, or whatever that turns you off etc, just remember, it could be worse... :D

Whahahahha! Optimists!

[sadisfiedx]

Cigarette breath turns me off completely ... :(

Except the time when I was too drunk to know any better :o and a plump english chick took advantage of me

[bluezing]

hmm... armpit hair is really quite a turn off... will sian half... :(

fart still ok bah... usually, it's only when u r comfortable with another person, then u'll fart in his/her presence... else, usually will try 2 tahan...

all of a sudden, a hard dick springs out from her...

kaoz!! cnf immediately turn soft man!! how to continue like tat!! worst is the dick is bigger than ur own... hahaha... :p

[giggz83]

vagina farks are still ok ...

armpit hair ......... completed turn-off..

[samschnur]

i remembered the last time i got turned off is after removing her top, she has such a flat chest tat i was momentarily stunned..... my stomach is bigger than her chest!!!

And the same gal screamed pain every time i tried to insert into her, said it hurts alot, but have no problem at all with me tonguing n licking her below....

The worst is she has a deep voice.......

All in all, a very bad experience.... total turn off!!

[calex]

I agree with most of the comments, about arm pit hair, but can we let our fellow female samster comment about what is a turn off for guys, i think is our body odour or our nose hair.::rolleyes:

[haodaijake]

Most of the reply here are internal factors.

How about external factors?

got one time, me bonking GF then my dad knock my door and ask.
"Ah boy ah! want eat dinner anot (in chinese) say yes then still ask what i want to eat. drag about 5mins or so then go off. didi become soft liao, sian already.

Any bros out there with external factors?
like bonking half way in hotel then fire drill???
bonking in toilet, water pipe burst???
fuking on the beach and the coconut drop on you???:D

[SassySammy]

I agree with most of the comments, about arm pit hair, but can we let our fellow female samster comment about what is a turn off for guys, i think is our body odour or our nose hair.::rolleyes:

Number one turn off for me is continuous sweating that drips on my face when he's on top! hahah.... imagine it dripping into yr mouth/eyes

appearance wise, nose hair and excessive hair growth down there. bare is the best! more hygienic and sensitive.

How bout other sis?? :D

[haodaijake]

Number one turn off for me is continuous sweating that drips on my face when he's on top! hahah.... imagine it dripping into yr mouth/eyes

appearance wise, nose hair and excessive hair growth down there. bare is the best! more hygienic and sensitive.

How bout other sis?? :D


Wah sis, so vigourous ah... Sometimes must relac abit if not dick kana fracture then not too good. Got case study before.

[slurpoyster]

pussy odour :mad:

[Arranox]

Bad breath and open-wounds.

[jesse_voidable]

Stinking ass breath tops the list. Next is pretty much anything that emits a foul stench. Some girls do reek this offensive cum unpleasant odor that made me wonder if something had crawled up inside them and simply died. :)

[tk-king]

isn't that a turn off?? Farting in the midst of a passionate love making session.
its ok to me i feel as long as not during ar ;)

[superman]

Wat turn me off is the smelly pussy. Imagine you are high & wanted to give it a good lick & it smell. yucks :eek:

[Pounder]

Wat turn me off is the smelly pussy. Imagine you are high & wanted to give it a good lick & it smell. yucks :eek:

How do you tell your partner that her pussy smells like dead fish. I, myself, dont have the heart to tell her. Sometimes the smell is so strong that I wonder why she couldnt smell it.:o

[haodaijake]

How do you tell your partner that her pussy smells like dead fish. I, myself, dont have the heart to tell her. Sometimes the smell is so strong that I wonder why she couldnt smell it.:o


just like the smell of your own pillow mah. you smell you think ok cuz you smell it for so long used to the smell liao but if you take other ppl pillow smell, sure smell weird one mah.

[zhivago]

Most of the reply here are internal factors.

How about external factors?

Any bros out there with external factors?
like bonking half way in hotel then fire drill???
bonking in toilet, water pipe burst???
fuking on the beach and the coconut drop on you???:D
how abt this for...
I've got 2 handphones, she got 1 handphones and a cordless house phone. All on the bed. as we are on the bed kissing and hands auto-roaming for about 10-15 mins, we was interrupted by 5 calls from both my handphones, 3 from her(1 were ignored.) and another from her house-phone...

All were frens asking us out to yumcha as today was a Public Holidays.:mad:

[dakboyslim]

imagine...

ger: eh... your lan jiao so small ah? :D :p

[Bangkok Master]

Here's one from my good friend who managed to pick up a chio bu down zouk recently, as he and the gal was kinda of tipsy so off they went to a budget hotel to make out.

The gal was a real gem with figure, pretty face and the most important a pair of 34c boobs. But the real problem came when after all the drinks, naturally there's a strench at her pussy area. They were in the mist of action and when my friend pull down her panties, from the horses mouth: KNN...yi a chee bye kan si lan chow, chow kan jurong boon pee tio.

He was trying to quickly get the job done without offending the gal but the moment came when the gal asked for a painting job, he resisted but the gal just pushed his face buried into her CCB...unable to sustain the strench, my friend vomitted his dinner all over her body...WTF! The gal got so pissed off and gave him a tight slap and left.

Morale of the story is do not engage into oral sex when drunk...:D

[oakleyeug]

During sex abt to cum tell me hey wear condom leh scared mis cue gone case....

[bodhi33]

dudes, no matter how pretty or gorgeous or how solid her body/figure a gal is.. I will immediately get turn off if they never shaved their armpits hair... that is a super turn-off for me!

[LED...]

Sweat spotting on her blouse armpit area......... 100% TURNOFF.........dont even talk about armpit hair:D

eek-----esp when some woman lift up their hands in public transport to AIR-CON their armpit sweat..........1000% TURNOFF

[asdfghjkl]

if she is this chio (http://static.flickr.com/54/118011108_dc79091b09.jpg?v=0), i dun mind licking her even though it smells!

[JWNY]

Any bros out there with external factors?

I don't know if it's common, but a while ago while bonking a CAT 40, there was a police spot check on the house, so each girl was asked to report to the tank with their "yellow card" i think...i had just finished shower only...as i left the OKT profusely apologised...:cool:

JWNY

[Law666]

the worst for me is a 'chow chee bye' encounter one myself. cant stand it... think most is due to personal hygiene, can try use those feminine wash to get rid of smell.

[ahpaul25]

I encounter once.............'HONG KONG LEG'....

[SassySammy]

Sweat spotting on her blouse armpit area......... 100% TURNOFF.........dont even talk about armpit hair:D

eek-----esp when some woman lift up their hands in public transport to AIR-CON their armpit sweat..........1000% TURNOFF

hehee this is quite common in Sg, especially with the humid weather. my biology teacher used to wear white tank tops to school and the cloth at the armpit areas have yellow stains :( so hard to concentrate during lessons especially when she lifts up her arm and writes on the whiteboard.

oh ya, side track abit. this reminds me of our relief biology teacher (relief for the above female tchr who went on maternity leave), a young guy say early 20s? he's really sick, told us to draw the anatomy of the male sex organ during class time, while he goes around to 'inspect' and give comments. eeks.

[SharkMan]

.... They were in the mist of action and when my friend pull down her panties, from the horses mouth: KNN...yi a chee bye kan si lan chow, chow kan jurong boon pee tio.
....

Morale of the story is do not engage into oral sex when drunk...:D

I think the moral of the story should be "to take a shower" before fxxking... and make should all "parts" are squiky clean!

HAhahaha

[SharkMan]

The number 1 turn off is.. imho...... CCB! :p

It's both parties responsibility to exercise hygiene :)

[predator314]

hahaha, good one, i remembered once, with a fling of mine,while doing missionary, she suddenly gave this damn loud sneeze and some of her mucus managed to land on my face, total turn off man. and another time, when removing the panties, you can see yellowish/brownish stains on the panty:eek:

[bigass]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQOcJGDGBSM&search=prostitute


will this turn u off ? he was nv turned off ..!!


:rolleyes:

[coolfire69]

Definitely unshaven armpits...
...And like most bros here.. CCB... :eek: :eek:

[hornycreation]

definately the smelly cunt...eEKs mAN..dat time i bury my face inside..wah lao my tears oso come out .LOL!!!! remember that taste i now tears oso wanna come out liao. wahahaha

[zhivago]

hornycreation,
i presume thatz something you can never forget...

So remember to wash your woman clean before u bonk her... hehehe

[SassySammy]

how does a smelly pussy taste? i mean, is there really a taste? like salty, fishy?

[hornycreation]

bro zhivago. during sch days ma...wahahaha..after sch jus go out...find one corner no ppl in some shopping centres or something then Cheong sua liao la..LOL !!! that time young duno how it taste ma. LOL !!! But man..it tastes real bad. LOL !! on all my experiences all pussies doesnt taste Good...lols..duno y some ppl like it so much

[jackylee]

Here's one from my good friend who managed to pick up a chio bu down zouk recently, as he and the gal was kinda of tipsy so off they went to a budget hotel to make out.
....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

[AlexWee]

Here's one from my good friend who managed to pick up a chio bu down zouk recently, as he and the gal was kinda of tipsy so off they went to a budget hotel to make out.... KNN...yi a chee bye kan si lan chow, chow kan jurong boon pee tio....

Morale of the story is do not engage into oral sex when drunk...:D

Thank you Bro for a really good laugh!!! Hard silicon breast implants old ones are really turn off...no feelings...hard like stones! Really turn me off.Even my didi cannot stand and cannot perform.I once had this HC gal with very hard implants and wanted me to suck her nipples. I yucks.Finished the massage as quickly as possible.Paid and ran off.Never return again. I don't know about Bros who love big hard silicon implants. Just turn off for me.And of course CCB is really a big turn off.Better don't continue.Said feeling sick,faint and apologise... and pay and run off as quickly as possible.Don't force yourself.You get sick...real sick.Take care Bros.

[bodhi33]

definately the smelly cunt...eEKs mAN..dat time i bury my face inside..wah lao my tears oso come out .LOL!!!! remember that taste i now tears oso wanna come out liao. wahahaha

Yeah, $@#%ing smelly pussies are a major turn-off... YUCKS!!!

[alba]

When she rushes you to finish up the job fast, that turns me off.

[weedin]

When she rushes you to finish up the job fast, that turns me off.

plus if she has body odour...

[asdfghjkl]

no money no sex.. :o

[yanki1]

hmm shaved armpit but the short hair just start to grow out. ever gone out with a hot gar and happen to saw her armpit. turn me off instantly. i mean no offence but its just to me lo:o

[SassySammy]

hmm shaved armpit but the short hair just start to grow out. ever gone out with a hot gar and happen to saw her armpit. turn me off instantly. i mean no offence but its just to me lo:o

stubble really a turn off? like that girls must be very hardworking, shave/pluck daily :(

[BaoBei512]

stubble really a turn off? like that girls must be very hardworking, shave/pluck daily :(

Not really.. if you notice. Stubble will only be visible after a few days.. So shaving/plucking every few days should be fine unless.... she's hairy. lol

Personally i think turn off is when a guy is dripping sweat or.. saying that he's sleepy during the act:eek: . but luckily i never encounter such things..

Did any sis out there enounter guys that say feel like sleepin in the middle of the act

[yanki1]

stubble really a turn off? like that girls must be very hardworking, shave/pluck daily :(


dunno leh. maybe to me only leh. just like some who gets turn off by girls having hairy arms:cool:

[Valuesman]

I must agreed that smelly and fishy pussy really yuck... but i ever saw a unbalance nipple.. one of her nipple is protruding out and the other like hide inside. eeee very freak i got turn off immediate and finsh the job and bye.....:mad:

[laodi123456789]

how does a smelly pussy taste? i mean, is there really a taste? like salty, fishy?

SassySammy
It tastes like Durian!

Yummy!

[spunk9]

Yeah, smelly pussies are a major turn-off... YUCKS!!!
Yup me to me to!!!!!!

[SassySammy]

Not really.. if you notice. Stubble will only be visible after a few days.. So shaving/plucking every few days should be fine unless.... she's hairy. lol

Personally i think turn off is when a guy is dripping sweat or.. saying that he's sleepy during the act:eek: . but luckily i never encounter such things..

Did any sis out there enounter guys that say feel like sleepin in the middle of the act

Think stubble is more visible for shaved armpits. stubble is blacker n thicker heh baobei u shud know wad i mean.

and the dripping sweat thing! didnt expect someone else to experience it b4 too it's really a big turn off la, esp if it drips onto my face :mad:

Either tt the girl must be a dead fish to make a guy wanna slp or the guy jus did a session with someone else heh

[SilverSurfer88]

Arm pit hair is a definite turn-off. A gal may look like Maggie Q or Nicole Kidman, but any under arm hair will totally turn me off. Gals with hairy legs also a turn-off.

During sex, nothing is a greater turn of then the foul fishy smelly pussy. Many years ago, I hooked up with a sweetie pie in HK and she looked every bit like movie star Zhang Min! Happy like hell and got her into my hotel room. Every thing was going well - BBBJ, cat bath etc... until I penetrated her. Within minutes ... can SMELL the "kiam her" smelly fishy smell - nearly vomitted. My didi immediately go soft and went on strike! Until today, I still scared of CCB after that episode.

[SharkMan]

how does a smelly pussy taste? i mean, is there really a taste? like salty, fishy?

The question is "would anyone even want to taste a smelly pussy?" NOT ME...
So really have no idea.... :P

[SassySammy]

The question is "would anyone even want to taste a smelly pussy?" NOT ME...
So really have no idea.... :P

hehehe cos previously one bro commented that he still remembers the taste of the fishy pussy. (if i rem correctly, he puked his dinner after the gal forced him to southwards and got a tight slap from her heh)

normal 'un-smelly' pussy has a metal taste rite. so curious as to how a smelly one tastes. dunno is it like salted fish hahaah eeeew i love fried rice with salted fish though :p

[ahpaul25]

dunno is it like salted fish hahaah eeeew i love fried rice with salted fish though :p

It common, even guys also have sure fishy smell, when we pcc, this is because u have taken too much proteins, which consists of MG+, CA+,etc....ironics smell and taste....well, that why japanese gers have sure fishy smell as they eat raw fishes. I don bother for this smell, but I hate gers who HONG KONG LEG.......it's a totally turn off, worse than armpits hair, as it can be shave off clean.

[laodi123456789]

normal 'un-smelly' pussy has a metal taste rite. so curious as to how a smelly one tastes. dunno is it like salted fish hahaah eeeew i love fried rice with salted fish though :p

Bros remember to fried rice to your next appt. If the ger has CCB, add some rice before u eat.

[bluezing]

i think bad breath is also a serious turn off... just imagine she breathing heavily, the smell can be quite terok!! :( want to tell her go brush teeth 1st also paiseh...

[itsabt6x]

bad breath and body odour is a BIG TURN-OFF for me....

[SassySammy]

How about makeup that is smudging? example.. slight sweating might cause mascara/eyeliner to smudge if not waterproof, thus resulting in either a gothic look or druggie look heh or say do halfway then realise her eyebrow gone :eek:

[zhivago]

i think bad breath is also a serious turn off... just imagine she breathing heavily, the smell can be quite terok!! :( want to tell her go brush teeth 1st also paiseh...
especially after meals after those garlics and etc... unbearable!!

[wilby222]

Hi Bros,

I have 4

1. Bad Breath, Yellow or dark teeth
2. Armpit hair
3. Smelly pussy

[SassySammy]

Hi Bros,

I have 4

1. Bad Breath, Yellow or dark teeth
2. Armpit hair
3. Smelly pussy

hmmmm... what's the 4th?

[goodielecks]

Breath and teeth are probably 2 i guess.

Personally woman who don't shave put me off. Especially when they're wearing short skirts and show off their hairy legs.

[asdfghjkl]

sleeping acts by both partners during sex is common in Singapore due to work stress.. :o

[SassySammy]

definitely wun encounter sleeping acts when with FL/WL true? heheh :p

[sk_33]

Sometimes they watch TV or read newspaper :rolleyes:

[GLHunter]

How about makeup that is smudging? example.. slight sweating might cause mascara/eyeliner to smudge if not waterproof, thus resulting in either a gothic look or druggie look heh or say do halfway then realise her eyebrow gone :eek:

Hahaha.. bro.. u r damn expressive.. *clap* *clap* :D

[Kyser Soze]

definitely wun encounter sleeping acts when with FL/WL true? heheh

Of course not, when dollars and cents are concerned, at least for me.:p But I would question the FL/WL's professionalism when she sleep halfway. Am I doing it to a corpse?:confused: It's just like playing the whole game by yourself... boring.

[SassySammy]

Sometimes they watch TV or read newspaper :rolleyes:

really?? so relac ah.. heh tot it's rush rush rush all the way.. within the limited period.

[George28_1976]

hmm....that would be hairy armpit hairs i think.....
but a side note another funny situation will be the doing missionary position, the woman is reading magazine and mumbling away "wow this dress is so nice, oh there's a sale in the city area...blah blah blah....are you done yet?" while you are pumping away :D

[SassySammy]

btw used to sell female accessories in the past during sch hols and it's a common sight to see drop dead gorgeous prc ladies exposing their thick bush of armpit hair as they hold up the bags to admire. dont mean to stereotype though.. but it's a common sight.. hehehe :D a guy fren doing sales also saw the 'trend'. but who cares.. they are big spenders, thanks to the cai tou (carrot heads). ^_^

[Gixer]

The things that really turn me off are hairy legs or arms and bad smells. One of the worst is a smelly pussy. The kind of smell like a fish died in there. Hair where there shouldn't be hair is like fucking a guy or something like that.

Smell or scent plays a big part in the whole game. Can you just imagine, pretty OL, looks good, nice smelling hair, perfume, slowly undress her, smooth soft skin, the taste of lipstick, the smell of it. SQ girls as well. Hhhhmmmmm....:D

[Lustro]

Vaginal farts can be quite embarrassin for girls sigh Cos they're often mistaken as farts. Farts as in smelly farts. Next time u guys hear a vaginal fart, dont freak out (aka 'What was that??') or else your partner (if a sexperienced one) will know tt u r inexperienced! Just laff together lo heh brighten up the awkward atmosphere.

Dont point at her and let out a sarcastic laughter cos u pumped air into her in the first place :D

i remember the first time i got a girl that does this. i totally couldnt stop laughing. as me and my frds used to had a joke about girl farting when we do them doggie. kinda a sick joke but as i was pretty inexperienced at then, i didnt know. my first reaction was let out a muffed giggle which turned into uncontrollable laughs when i think of that joke again.

anyway.. my girl was so hurt she started to cry, i gotta spend half the day cooling her down but it got worse as i keep laughing non-stop even as i console her. took 2 weeks before she willing to let me touch her again. :(

[MyMy]

Hairy armpit is one turn off for me. Another one I experienced was she burp half way while bonking.

[SassySammy]

anyway.. my girl was so hurt she started to cry, i gotta spend half the day cooling her down but it got worse as i keep laughing non-stop even as i console her. took 2 weeks before she willing to let me touch her again. :(

:D super funny hehe..