Worst sex with most undersirable partner.

[bimpom]

Hi Horny Tiko Bros and sisters!

Happy New year. I always read good and awesome sex in Sammyboy. Decide to start a funny new thread when you did it with a very undersiable partner! Let me start off with my top 3 WORST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE!!!!!!:eek: Hope it brings u laughter!

3)Paid Sex: Saw this SYT CHina Mei Mei with Ample assets and I approached her. $100+$20(room) After went up everything was ok, SOP. Until we went into missionary when she lifted up both her arms. OMGOSH!!!! Her armpit hair was unshaven... Damn it... Even more hair than my armpit... Looks like a bird nest to me :( Very switch off but what to do??? COntinue bonking until I came.

2)Sex partner introduce through my friend: Got her number, real damn horny girl, young but of legal age. FInally agreed to meet up and I drove her to my place for a bonking session. Looks are average, boobs size average, everything average until her jeans came off.... Na Beh.... Her pussy hair even more than cecila Chung... Just a bushy forest.. I looked at my own pubic hair and felt so inferior.... A full summer Bushy forest VS my Winter all leaves(pubic hair) fallen.... Very switch off but what to do?? Continue bonking till I came. I nv called her again after that.

1)Paid sex with my buddy,location Indonesia Batam: The OKT wanted to arrange for us 3 indonesian chinese girls... When they came, it wasn't my cup of tea so I told the OKT, forget it, just bring me a horny indonesian chick. I have tried Indonesian chicks and they were far more beautiful and busty than these chinese girls. My other 2 freinds settled for the 2 chinese girl.
What came next must be my retribution for rejecting the indonesian chinese chick... I swear to god it was the ugliest and most undesirable girl on planet earth.... I couldn't change as the OKT sent her and left. FUCK HIM. I did not know why but I felt paiseh to reject the girl directly..... She came into my room and the rest is history...I had to watch porn while doing her,imagine I am fucking the Japanese porn starlet :( In the middle of the night I was so fed up that I went outside of my room to smoke when I happened to meet my friend who was also smoking outside his room.(He had not seen my girl) And he asked me,' hows your melayu chick?? Good?? I said to him in the saddest tone. You would not believe me, I got a hantu most ugly ghost, small boobs I think is triple A cup, no butt, bunny tooth, untidy curly hair... He didn't believe me until the girl came out of the room and asked me," Abang, lighter?" She also wanted to smoke... I passed her my lighter and she went back into our room. My friend laughed till almost his pants dropped and sayang me.... HE was laughing all the way back to his room while I went back to my room with my head down...

Bimpom

[jolenekoh]

funny encounters u got!

[unsung80]

No.1 was really funny. Thanks for sharing.

[nickgoodfellow]

Haha. That's really funny.. Sorry to hear that, but thanks for sharing =)

[hohoman]

:D Bro i was laughing even when i m replying.
Nice job.

[valuedguy]

hahaha, thks for sharing. :D

[LovePotion]

True, i get scared off by woman who didnt shave or do maintainance.

Maybe i should import some shaver for my sex toy shop. ^^

Btw, my ex did shave last time and got infection by virus and i heard that woman need to keep some hair for protection. True?

[emotion]

LOL for no1. I do have 1.. was in KL spa area. Got this thai with C-cup n was rdy to **** her. went to room she undress herself. CCB C-cup become A-cup. result: finish the session n KB wit my fren.

[bimpom]

Hey my dear fellow tIKO bros and sisters :D

Pls dont just read and laugh lei.... Share with me your story if u have one.... Or else I assume that I am the most unlucky guy on earth.... :o

BIMPOM.... :rolleyes:

[bimpom]

LOL for no1. I do have 1.. was in KL spa area. Got this thai with C-cup n was rdy to **** her. went to room she undress herself. CCB C-cup become A-cup. result: finish the session n KB wit my fren.


hahahaha this kind of situation is very common for me... I do not know how they do it but many D or C cups become Triple A battery once they undress!! Perhaps they are disciples of David copperfield b4 coming into the sex industry!!!!

:D

[ThaiBeautiful]

HAHAHA!! Good ones... seems like HAIR is a major issue

[emotion]

HAHAHA!! Good ones... seems like HAIR is a major issue

im ok wit hair.. but not forest type..

[bimpom]

True, i get scared off by woman who didnt shave or do maintainance.

Maybe i should import some shaver for my sex toy shop. ^^

Btw, my ex did shave last time and got infection by virus and i heard that woman need to keep some hair for protection. True?

What infection? I nv heard of keeping pubic hair for protection.. The doctor advise her or?

[bimpom]

im ok wit hair.. but not forest type..

:cool: Yes bro, we share the same sentiments... pubic hair is ok for me... Forest is scary... I guess our friend has yet to experience forest or Bird nest.... Really is SIBEI switch off.......

I sincerely urge the fairer sex to shave(armpit 100% MUST) and at least maintain their below(pubic hair) not to let it grow into a forest... Otherwise we will become forest gump..........:D

[emotion]

hahahaha this kind of situation is very common for me... I do not know how they do it but many D or C cups become Triple A battery once they undress!! Perhaps they are disciples of David copperfield b4 coming into the sex industry!!!!

:D

yup.. tats my first time.. but in sg i rarely have these prob.. the boobs r like pictures. when i KB to my fren he say his one also same.

i got another 1 heard from my fren. he went to this MP and the masseuse wanna have sex wit him. den he ok. after few strike he saw blood. that girl in on RED code. he was like WTF, he quickly get off the area.

[enamour]

hahaha.... number 3 is funny to me!
I laugh out loud reading the last part too :D

[n30n]

True, i get scared off by woman who didnt shave or do maintainance.

Maybe i should import some shaver for my sex toy shop. ^^

Btw, my ex did shave last time and got infection by virus and i heard that woman need to keep some hair for protection. True?

Don't think so leh.
If shave, at most is the hair pore get inflamed.
Either way, it shows she has hygiene problem.

[n30n]

hahahaha this kind of situation is very common for me... I do not know how they do it but many D or C cups become Triple A battery once they undress!! Perhaps they are disciples of David copperfield b4 coming into the sex industry!!!!

:D

Now so many pushup bra and nu bras in the market.
Do you guys get thrills from seeing "pushed-up" boobs or real boobs?

[bimpom]

Now so many pushup bra and nu bras in the market.
Do you guys get thrills from seeing "pushed-up" boobs or real boobs?

REAL BOOBS OF COURSE! that goes without saying.. Unfortunately.... we only get real boobs after paying..... btw, who invented the PUSHED UP BRA???? :mad:

Gd Morning fellow Tiko Bros/sisters... I cant imagine how it is like for WL/FL to relate themselves to this topic.... I put myself in their shoes, as a beautiful curvy lady.... Having sex with a dirty old man... Bo Gei(toothless) Pua Chu theng(Bald head) Ba wu Jing tang(smelly odour) Bad breath, Cock- eye, fatty asshole....etc the list goes on.... OMG... Let's treat WL/FL with love and gentleness.

:cool:
Bimpom

[liberatte]

REAL BOOBS OF COURSE! that goes without saying.. Unfortunately.... we only get real boobs after paying..... btw, who invented the PUSHED UP BRA???? :mad:

Gd Morning fellow Tiko Bros/sisters... I cant imagine how it is like for WL/FL to relate themselves to this topic.... I put myself in their shoes, as a beautiful curvy lady.... Having sex with a dirty old man... Bo Gei(toothless) Pua Chu theng(Bald head) Ba wu Jing tang(smelly odour) Bad breath, Cock- eye, fatty asshole....etc the list goes on.... OMG... Let's treat WL/FL with love and gentleness.

:cool:
Bimpom

I would disagree with that... ask 1 question; who's paying? In the customer service industry, they have to be professional no matter how the customer look like.

[sealwoon]

I have one.

Went to WWW at Pasir Ris and met a China girl. She was with her friend and while she was swimming, notice her boob damn big. At least a C cup but she was wearing a T-shirt over her bikini.

Have a nice talk to her while her friend were busy playing in the pool with some guys and what I know, exchange phone no. and agreed to meet someday to continue the chat.

Cut the story short, met her for a few time and keep notice her ample boob and finally went to hotel for bonk.

When she took off her shirt, OMG her armpit hair is more than mine :eek:

Ask her why she never shave, she mentioned most China girl dont shave their armpit hair one..:(

Decided to just play with her boob and f...k her till I come. Told her if she want to continue to go out with me, she better shave her armpit hair. Hahaha.

She did shave and BEST, her CB hair she also decided to shave...

[randyboy73]

Most of the turnoffs I had were due to massive underarm forestation.

However the worst encounter for me had nothing to do with hair but smell.

Went for a Massage in a spa in SG. stripped to birthday suit and in came this slender and above average gal about 28 to 30 years old. Had a damn good back rub and as she sat on my back, could feel her using her butt to push into the small of my back. Wonderful. Then came the hai di lou yue (balls tickling) and I felt I was in seventh heaven. As she moved over to my side, I started to stroke her inner thighs and since I saw her starting to get frisky, I sat up and hugged her from behind, with my legs dangling over the side of the bed. Started carressing the breasts, while fondling the thighs and soon I stood up, pushed her against the wall and started playing with her pussy thru her panties. Damn freaking horny. Asked her if she had a cap and she said you bet. Stripped off her beautician outfit and was greeted with a fantastic, fair skinned bod.

I thought to myself this must be my lucky day. My little bro was erect like a flag pole and was quickly trying to cap myself. She saw my eagerness and stripped off her panties. That instance, time froze........ my sense of smell was assaulted by a massive odour and the point of origin was none other than the pussy I was playing with earlier. Needless to say, my pole lost its erection faster than I could say shit. She asked me what happened and I did not have the heart to tell her the truth, so told her to jackme off cos I had a sudden gastric attack...... Trauma!!!!

[ajlover]

TS,

had a super turn off bonk in China, hooked up a KTV gal, said to be the ang-pai there, RMB1,000 overnite compared to the regular RMB 600-800.

happily go up the room, after stripping, saw a dragon on her back... was shock... knn.... tattoo the entire back with dragon... super high pain threshold leh... but thats not the worst... knn... her armpit hair totally untouched !! more bushy than mine...

of course same goes to her CB hair... tropical rainforest...... with the smell that is coming out... first time kena push my head down to lick..... almost want to vomit... quickly move up and told her i dun like to lick.... super turn off... quickly put on cap and bonk.... never bonk so hard and so fast to cum... paid and ask her to fuck off...

had to tell front desk i need a change of room as there is a dark figure appearing... hee... heng the cute recept buy my story and let me change the room... else the smell will keep me awake the whole nite..

[Sunshine_apple]

Haha, that was interesting, what a Monday blue chase off.

Just wondering - you can't stand the armpit hair, what if those gals did shave but they have BO at the armpit, how, can accept?
:p

[baabaa]

wa ha ha... this reminds me of a story my buddy told me..

after he got his hairy experiences in China.. you will try to ask the ladies some questions before allowing them to sit..

he just ask them who is having "aunty visit" raise their right arm.. and who is fine to play raise the other arm.. then he will see who is having bushy armpits.. ke ke...

[bratwurst_dick]

wa ha ha... this reminds me of a story my buddy told me..

after he got his hairy experiences in China.. you will try to ask the ladies some questions before allowing them to sit..

he just ask them who is having "aunty visit" raise their right arm.. and who is fine to play raise the other arm.. then he will see who is having bushy armpits.. ke ke...

hahahaha very good idea.. i will try this next time i go dongguan hahaha:D

[ajlover]

usually they do not raise so high to see the armpit leh.... some just stretch out their arm as signal. furthermore the mummy will filter out those with aunty visiting and those who can play one....

[TBonez]

3)Paid Sex: Saw this SYT CHina Mei Mei with Ample assets and I approached her. $100+$20(room) After went up everything was ok, SOP. Until we went into missionary when she lifted up both her arms. OMGOSH!!!! Her armpit hair was unshaven... Damn it... Even more hair than my armpit... Looks like a bird nest to me :( Very switch off but what to do??? COntinue bonking until I came.

I had the same exact encounter... so I understand your feeling. Lol!:D

[TBonez]

The below was what I posted in another thread... so I'll just cut and paste here:-

During the IRC days, I gotta chat up this girl online. Told me she is horny, can't get enough, want to meet up so that I can tie her up, spank her, treat her rough, blah blah... What really got me hooked was when she told she has DD cup boobs. Being a booby fan, young, dumb and full of cum then, I arranged for her to come over... When she arrived and I looked through the peep-hole, my balls dropped to the floor and shattered.... Cos I only asked for her boob size but neglected to ask for her other stats. She was plump (REALLY PLUMP), wore a thick spec and is tanned and really dark skinned. I was a skinny dude then, so lets just say that her arms were bigger than my thighs!... But since she made her way here, I lan-lan asked her in... But when she stripped and everything, and tried as hard as I could and did, I just can't do anything. So in the end gave her $20 for the cab-fare, thanked her for her presence and showed her the door.... :o

[adultrylover]

Nice topic here.
I too have some nightmare encounters, but there was one that i cant forget for the rest of my life.

In my course of work, I had the chance to meet new faces pretty often. There was a time when I went on course with 2 ladies from my ex company. One of them rather pretty while the other is just so-so. After attending the course for a few days, we went out drinking. I wanted to chat up with the prettier girl but she somehow left early. Feeling disappointed and horny I tried my luck on the so-so girl.

Knn, worst move of my life. After some drinks and food, manage to convince her to go hotel with me. Was so horny and looking forward until she remove her bra. The areola is fucking big and worst of all, it is fucking black in colour! Not dark brown, not very very dark brown, but pure black. If I put my black wallet next to it - same colour. She is a chinese. Then quite turn off liao, but havent release so just make do. I wash up then ask her to wash up too. Then after that tried bonking her. After bonking a while, her juice smell came out. I swear to god that it smell like dead bodies. Fucking disgusting smell that I cant describe at all. Never smell anything like that in my years of bonking. The smell was so bad that after that 1 time I had with her, the smell was still at my groin area for the entire week.

Now I think back I still feel like puking.

[n30n]

Oh my, the smell ones reminds me of an experience.
I don't have so many experience like you bros, but i did have one worst one.

It's my ex bf.
I don't know why as a guy, he don't like to explore girls body and find out how to pleasure girls. I thought guys like to play with girls body.

He tried to do oral for me. And you know what he did?
All he did was to lick the pubic bone, as in the hair area. He keep munching the hair only.
I thought why he keep disturbing the hair, when the main point is the clit.

Besides that, he don't know how to finger a girl either. And he not interested to try.

There's once i tried to play with him. I guessed i succeeded in making him horny.
I took a whiff at his pants, gosh it stinks.
I got turn off and want to change topic.
He got angry, and force me to give him a blow job.
I see his dick, wah lao, got white yellowish creamy thing on it lo. And it stinks so bad it make me feel like puking. He forced it in my mouth, and i gagged.
The smell stuck in my nose for weeks.
Make be phobia of blowjob for a while. :mad:

[FRwriter]

Got 1 time (years ago), I was in M'sia.. Then I was bored so I asked my cousin who is based in the town (Ipoh) to intro me a young girl or around my age to accompany me in town. A freelance tour guide or a trainee tour guide would be best.
My cousin then say she got a neighbour need to earn $$ to buy a laptop. She willing to be my tour guide for Ipoh. Then my cousin also asked me to her earn "more" if possible.

I said ok lor. Ask her come to my hotel, allowed my cousin to give that girl my pic to recognition. That girl agreed. At 1st I thought ho sei already. Cos Ipoh girls got a reputation of being beauties with fair skin.
Wah! Waited 1hr or so, she knocked on my door. Saw that she wasn't fair, small built and with sunglasses. So I open the door and let her in.

At first TCSS a bit then she say when Sally (my couz) told me abt her things? I was direct and asked her how much she charge? She said RM$300 for sex can? At that moment, I saw her "rabbit tooth". I said ok lah as she said she willing to BBBJ for me but no CIM or RAW.
She then said she helped me strip as she serviced me. She said it's her 1st time doing for other guys other than her ex bf. So I didn't expect much. So she started by taking off my pants and tickle + HJ a little.

After that I was hard on then she took off her clothes. Saw her boobs was quite flat and she took off her bra. Wah! Flat leh, can only see a small lump of breasts with perky/hardened nipples.
But somehow she was quite flat and body complexion not so nice, I don't know why lost mood so straight away soften.

I was kind of paiseh. But she willing to help me harden by doing a BJ and quickly bonk. So I pay her the $$ after that and she giggled. I asked her not to tell my couz of my that incident.
Was kind of paiseh to a mei mei who is younger than me. :o

[LovePotion]

So far only my 2nd ex is inexperience in sex which irritates me. On top of that, i only dislike they kiss me after they blowjob for me. I tried to avoid but still fail so i always bring a bottle of cold drink for them to drink after they bj.

I will act as if i am very caring towards them by offering drinks to cure their thirst but actually to reduce the damage.

Hmm..... the worst case will be doing with them and they didnt moan. This will turn me off as well =(

[callmebad]

normal,it is one of those fucking experiences we wish we do not have:)

[bimpom]

I would disagree with that... ask 1 question; who's paying? In the customer service industry, they have to be professional no matter how the customer look like.

I agree with you that in the service sector(including commercial sex), the customer is always right.

But as Humans, our nature is to want pleasant things and avoid unpleasant things. And the harsh reality is some of the hookers are tricked into this industry, not all are voluntary hookers.

Based on the ABOVE: I feel as humans I will treat them with respect and love because I know they have to sleep with MANY UNDESIRABLE PARTNERS.

My 2 cents worth :p

[bimpom]

Most of the turnoffs I had were due to massive underarm forestation.
However the worst encounter for me had nothing to do with hair but smell.
I thought to myself this must be my lucky day. My little bro was erect like a She asked me what happened and I did not have the heart to tell her the truth, so told her to jackme off cos I had a sudden gastric attack...... Trauma!!!!


Hahahhaaa Good one!! Thanks for sharing!! I had 1 similar experience with you! A FL(Malaysian chinese) I met up at Geylang,got her no. from some kakis... Went up knock knock, WOW!!!! Long hair beauty with curves at the right places... Everything went well, SOP including the foreplay... I was literally enjoying myself until the real action begins... There was a stench of urine smell.... Very very strong odour... Just like you, from thinking this must be my lucky day, it became a nightmare.... Bo Pian, have to continue until I came, I am worse off than you. You manage to get her Jack off for you but I have to finish the whole thing with my PRECIOUS BIRD in her SMELLY ALL PERVASIVE VIRGINAL......:eek:

[bimpom]

TS,

had a super turn off bonk in China, hooked up a KTV gal, said to be the ang-pai there, RMB1,000 overnite compared to the regular RMB 600-800.

happily go up the room, after stripping, saw a dragon on her back... was shock... knn.... tattoo the entire back with dragon... super high pain threshold leh... but thats not the worst... knn... her armpit hair totally untouched !! more bushy than mine...

of course same goes to her CB hair... tropical rainforest...... with the smell that is coming out... first time kena push my head down to lick..... almost want to vomit... quickly move up and told her i dun like to lick.... super turn off... quickly put on cap and bonk.... never bonk so hard and so fast to cum... paid and ask her to fuck off...

had to tell front desk i need a change of room as there is a dark figure appearing... hee... heng the cute recept buy my story and let me change the room... else the smell will keep me awake the whole nite..

LOL :D You are also SUAY KIA...Never mind,we all learn from lessons...Hope you wont kena anymore of such experiences!! Maybe I should go China one of these days,me been to Hong Kong and Taiwan.
In Taiwan my experience was quite disappointing for me as well... Thought of expecting those BING LANG MEI( sibei sexy and fair skin ) but the whore I got was a MILF... But still passable la.. :D
In Hong Kong no chance to go womanising because my ex was Hongkie so I went there to stay with her and her parents.... :cool:

[bimpom]

wa ha ha... this reminds me of a story my buddy told me..

after he got his hairy experiences in China.. you will try to ask the ladies some questions before allowing them to sit..

he just ask them who is having "aunty visit" raise their right arm.. and who is fine to play raise the other arm.. then he will see who is having bushy armpits.. ke ke...

HEY!!!! Thanks for the tip!!! Now I know what to do when I go KTVs or nightclubs!!

[bimpom]

Nice topic here.
I too have some nightmare encounters, but there was one that i cant forget for the rest of my life.
Now I think back I still feel like puking.


:D Thanks for sharing!!! Let's keep the ball rolling!!! This thread is making me laugh non stop!!! Yesterday night in bed I was laughing and my gf asked me what I am laughing about, I told her nothing..... :D

Laughter is the best medicine!
BimPom

[bimpom]

[QUOTE=n30n;6762603
He tried to do oral for me. And you know what he did?
All he did was to lick the pubic bone, as in the hair area. He keep munching the hair only.
I thought why he keep disturbing the hair, when the main point is the clit.

I took a whiff at his pants, gosh it stinks.
I got turn off and want to change topic.
He got angry, and force me to give him a blow job.
I see his dick, wah lao, got white yellowish creamy thing on it lo. And it stinks so bad it make me feel like puking. He forced it in my mouth, and i gagged.
The smell stuck in my nose for weeks.
Make be phobia of blowjob for a while. :mad:[/QUOTE]

Hi Sister,

So sorry to hear u going through this... If I were to know your bf I will shake his head and awake his senses!! You just met the wrong guy! Yes GUYS like to explore play with a womans body, fingering, licking u name it! WE LOVE IT!

Regarding the BJ u did for him, he really sibei Jialat... I remember there was this very pretty girl who was so in love with me that she even had sex with me when she know I have a gf... Her body was nothing to shout about. small boobs, flat ass...etc but her strong point is her CFM face, looks like Japanese, her face is so slutty and while giving me a bj I always film it down with my mobile phone....:D

But I always wash my BIRD with dettol until it smells like perfume... Everytime before our love making session I would wash myself thoroughly until she asked me you smell so nice like a perfume... I mean since we all want to enjoy sex, we should make it pleasant for the other party as well... So sorry to hear that u need to suck that stinky BIRD... I am not saying that my BIRD smells like fragrance.my BIRD is also stinky but there are products out there known as body shower foam and soap!!!! So pls pls pls use it before asking a bbbj from your partner! :cool:

[josperm]

I see his dick, wah lao, got white yellowish creamy thing on it lo. And it stinks so bad it make me feel like puking. He forced it in my mouth, and i gagged.
The smell stuck in my nose for weeks.
Make be phobia of blowjob for a while. :mad:

that's cheese

gals also have it
:(:(:(

[bimpom]

The below was what I posted in another thread... so I'll just cut and paste here:-

During the IRC days, I gotta chat up this girl online. Told me she is horny, can't get enough, want to meet up so that I can tie her up, spank her, treat her rough, blah blah... What really got me hooked was when she told she has DD cup boobs. Being a booby fan, young, dumb and full of cum then, I arranged for her to come over... When she arrived and I looked through the peep-hole, my balls dropped to the floor and shattered.... Cos I only asked for her boob size but neglected to ask for her other stats. She was plump (REALLY PLUMP), wore a thick spec and is tanned and really dark skinned. I was a skinny dude then, so lets just say that her arms were bigger than my thighs!... But since she made her way here, I lan-lan asked her in... But when she stripped and everything, and tried as hard as I could and did, I just can't do anything. So in the end gave her $20 for the cab-fare, thanked her for her presence and showed her the door.... :o


I really Laugh out loud reading yours!! :D Thanks for sharing.... Too bad u met her at your house... I had a lucky escape with a similar situation like yours... Got this girl from IRC, also horny and I being a horny,young and naive guy thought this must be my lucky day!! Going to get a F.O.C bonking session... I drove to meet her and my balls and penis also dropped to the floor and shattered into as many particles as there are in the entire universe....No words to describe it... Short hair, plump, no figure no looks... People say no fish prawn also can, this is not prawn... This is beyond any description....

Lucky me because we agreed on going to a hotel for sex, I figured out a plan on how to avoid hurting her feelings and also to avoid the imminient catastrophe.... My fingers quickly typed SMS to one of my buddy while I was still driving, " CALL ME NOW!!! URGENT!!!! "

My friend a funny dickhead called me within seconds and asked me, " WTF happen to you? " I responded by saying in a very gan chiong tone, " what!!!! how come like this???? OkOK I come over right now!!! Immediately!!!!!! "

With that I hung up the phone. My dickhead friend was blur like sotong and thought I was crazy, didnt even know what the hell I was talking about... I told the girl that my friend met with a mishap and I needed to rush there urgently! I told her let me send u home we'll meet tonight or tomorrow. Sibei Heng Ar!!!! Quickly sent her back home and then I called my dick head friend," He said to me," You siao or what? ask me call you then WTF are u talking about?? I laughed and said you just save me from facing the gallows... Until today my dick head friend doesnt know what happened actually :D

[naturegreen]

Worst was with a girl with a damn smelly cb. But well, I asked for it. LoL

[n30n]

that's cheese

gals also have it
:(:(:(

After that i research and learn about it.
Aiyo, have the decency to wash up ma.
Why he not conscious of his own smell. Can see yellow stuff still make me do :(

[n30n]

So far only my 2nd ex is inexperience in sex which irritates me. On top of that, i only dislike they kiss me after they blowjob for me. I tried to avoid but still fail so i always bring a bottle of cold drink for them to drink after they bj.

I will act as if i am very caring towards them by offering drinks to cure their thirst but actually to reduce the damage.

Hmm..... the worst case will be doing with them and they didnt moan. This will turn me off as well =(

Hahaha, I'm guilty of that. Tease him with it.

I mean pls la, you don't want it in your mouth you still put in my mouth right?
Lucky you give them drinks to wash the taste away. Girls appreciate that.

Also guys need to watch what they eat, if not sometimes the taste can be quite bad.

[n30n]

Hi Sister,

So sorry to hear u going through this... If I were to know your bf I will shake his head and awake his senses!! You just met the wrong guy! Yes GUYS like to explore play with a womans body, fingering, licking u name it! WE LOVE IT!

Regarding the BJ u did for him, he really sibei Jialat... I remember there was this very pretty girl who was so in love with me that she even had sex with me when she know I have a gf... Her body was nothing to shout about. small boobs, flat ass...etc but her strong point is her CFM face, looks like Japanese, her face is so slutty and while giving me a bj I always film it down with my mobile phone....:D

But I always wash my BIRD with dettol until it smells like perfume... Everytime before our love making session I would wash myself thoroughly until she asked me you smell so nice like a perfume... I mean since we all want to enjoy sex, we should make it pleasant for the other party as well... So sorry to hear that u need to suck that stinky BIRD... I am not saying that my BIRD smells like fragrance.my BIRD is also stinky but there are products out there known as body shower foam and soap!!!! So pls pls pls use it before asking a bbbj from your partner! :cool:

What's CFM?

I heard doctor say can't use soap and can't rub leh.
May get rashes or skin irritation. Is there some mild washing agent to use?

[5ag1_Boar]

What's CFM?

I heard doctor say can't use soap and can't rub leh.
May get rashes or skin irritation. Is there some mild washing agent to use?
CFM = Come Fuck Me

Which ku niang doctor is that? Every time we shower just use normal soap to wash.

[Tai_zi21]

What's CFM?



CFM=Come Fuck Me....

[n30n]

CFM = Come Fuck Me

Which ku niang doctor is that? Every time we shower just use normal soap to wash.

Cuz my guy suddenly has this rash. Doc say it's due to irritation :confused:

[ajlover]

The below was what I posted in another thread... so I'll just cut and paste here:-

During the IRC days, I gotta chat up this girl online. Told me she is horny, can't get enough, want to meet up so that I can tie her up, spank her, treat her rough, blah blah... What really got me hooked was when she told she has DD cup boobs. Being a booby fan, young, dumb and full of cum then, I arranged for her to come over... When she arrived and I looked through the peep-hole, my balls dropped to the floor and shattered.... Cos I only asked for her boob size but neglected to ask for her other stats. She was plump (REALLY PLUMP), wore a thick spec and is tanned and really dark skinned. I was a skinny dude then, so lets just say that her arms were bigger than my thighs!... But since she made her way here, I lan-lan asked her in... But when she stripped and everything, and tried as hard as I could and did, I just can't do anything. So in the end gave her $20 for the cab-fare, thanked her for her presence and showed her the door.... :o
I had also similar experience with MIRC days.. hooked up a horny malay gal, said she is with CISCO, i tot ho sei liao, can try fucking her in uniform !! quickly arrange to have a quickie in car during her lunch break, bought her curry rice so that she can have it in the car before or after the fuck.

finally picked her up, brought her to MSCP and she wanted to strip everything in broad day light !! ... wah.... i am not game enough to strip naked in fuck in the car in the broad day light leh.... try to negotiate to fuck at the staircase instead, but she dun want, in the end, just remove bottom to fuck... wa lau... the moment the panty is off.. the SMELL is here !!! strong enough to kill the elephant leh...

heng, suddenly HP ring, customer called, just told her super fucking on-site repair required, need to leave immediately. Told her will call her tonite and arrange to go hotel for fuck..as expected.. run also run faster liao... of course wont call her.... first time i ever let go a free fuck... too scary liao....

[nuclearkid]

that's cheese

gals also have it
:(:(:(

It smells like cheese but its not exactly a delicacy. Hehe...:D

Medically, its called smegma. My commiserations on your little misadventure with the NS boyfriend...you should have slapped the smegma off his cock for forcing it down your throat. Very disrespectful of him and probably towards women in general.

[Xgenre]

after he got his hairy experiences in China.. you will try to ask the ladies some questions before allowing them to sit..

he just ask them who is having "aunty visit" raise their right arm.. and who is fine to play raise the other arm.. then he will see who is having bushy armpits.. ke ke...

If he ever gets a girl who shaves only her left arm, that would be really funny. :D Sway until... hair drop. Perhaps he can consider this idea. Next time, he should say 'Tonight I want something special, those with armpit hair, please step forward.' The girls with armpit hair will probably thinks he wants girls with armpit hair, right? Then get him to say 'Ah... thanks, tonight I want something special, girls with no armpit hair.' Then go 'Those with no pubic hair (or white tigers) please step forward.' He can end his selection with the classic tale of Wu Song. Just say he wants something special tonight, he wants to be Wu Song and take on white tigers...

[TBonez]

He tried to do oral for me. And you know what he did?
All he did was to lick the pubic bone, as in the hair area. He keep munching the hair only.
I thought why he keep disturbing the hair, when the main point is the clit.


Funny thread and posts... hahaha.

Another experience to share.

This is about an ex-gf.... For some reason, she do not change her undies regularly. So sometimes when I removed her undies, I can see some brownish stains on them. Well, not sometimes actually... should be most of the times. And yep, your guess on what the brownish stain are is as good as mine.

I also found that she don't wipe her private everything after she peed.

So for all those years together... she still can wonder why I always avoid going down on her.

[Zerolow]

hahahaha this kind of situation is very common for me... I do not know how they do it but many D or C cups become Triple A battery once they undress!! Perhaps they are disciples of David copperfield b4 coming into the sex industry!!!!

:D

Well.. now you know why they call it a WonderBra. Because you wonder where the tits went after it's taken off ! Lol

[MimeBoxer]

well bros....as the saying goes....shit happens... LOL

[bimpom]

well bros....as the saying goes....shit happens... LOL


This is not shit. This is catastrophic to me..... :D

[youknowiknow]

interesting

[n30n]

It smells like cheese but its not exactly a delicacy. Hehe...:D

Medically, its called smegma. My commiserations on your little misadventure with the NS boyfriend...you should have slapped the smegma off his cock for forcing it down your throat. Very disrespectful of him and probably towards women in general.


LOL, what if i really slap it hard. :D
What makes you think he is NS man?

[n30n]

Funny thread and posts... hahaha.

Another experience to share.

This is about an ex-gf.... For some reason, she do not change her undies regularly. So sometimes when I removed her undies, I can see some brownish stains on them. Well, not sometimes actually... should be most of the times. And yep, your guess on what the brownish stain are is as good as mine.

I also found that she don't wipe her private everything after she peed.

So for all those years together... she still can wonder why I always avoid going down on her.

Oh my, how did it turn brown?
Shouldn't it be whitish or yellowish?
You mean poo? :eek:

At least bath and wear fresh set of underwear before meeting bf ma.
Why no one teach her all those years :eek:

[justadude]

Let me share mine.

Back then MSN chatroom was the "in" thing.

I manage to find a chick 1 year older than me, she did sent me a photo of her.

the face was ok, the photo was took for the top so can see the cleavage also so steam liao !!.

i ask to meet at her house, cause i wanna play with her dog, she says ok nobody at home also during the day so i can come.

when i reach her house, play with her dog, after a while you know in the room.. i horny liao so ask her if she have sex b4 and so on, so cut to the point. when she took off her shirt, omfg i see PIMPLES on her skin and it is quite bad some got the puz.

then when she wanted to french me, FUCK I SAW VEGGY stuck in her teeth plus a lot of plague. before she really kiss me i siam say i very nervous, and we should take things slowly afterall is our first meeting.

i told her I need to leave, because I feel that if i were to stay any longer i would lose my self control. actually is just for me to fucking run away.

she sms and me say, she found me very mature can self control, but i can't tell her the truth right :D

[bimpom]

LOL, what if i really slap it hard. :D
What makes you think he is NS man?

I suggest to u another idea.... when giving him bj use your teeth to slide in and out of your mouth instead of using your lips.... This will turn him off and you can get your way out of the situation...

Jia You!!! Good luck... Until he learns how to wash his dicky, this fella needs a lesson!!! ;)

[n30n]

I suggest to u another idea.... when giving him bj use your teeth to slide in and out of your mouth instead of using your lips.... This will turn him off and you can get your way out of the situation...

Jia You!!! Good luck... Until he learns how to wash his dicky, this fella needs a lesson!!! ;)

Haha, that's for another girl to learn.
He's the past.

My boy now treat me super duper nice.
But that's a great trick to learn.

[biozaogeng]

To all the posts

"doesn't matter had sex!" :d

[bimpom]

Haha, that's for another girl to learn.
He's the past.

My boy now treat me super duper nice.
But that's a great trick to learn.

Wow.... How I wish u are my girl girl... You must be having a very fulfilling sex life now.... :)

Cheers!
Bimpom

[Greyhound]

Oh my, the smell ones reminds me of an experience.
I don't have so many experience like you bros, but i did have one worst one.

It's my ex bf.
I don't know why as a guy, he don't like to explore girls body and find out how to pleasure girls. I thought guys like to play with girls body.

He tried to do oral for me. And you know what he did?
All he did was to lick the pubic bone, as in the hair area. He keep munching the hair only.
I thought why he keep disturbing the hair, when the main point is the clit.

Besides that, he don't know how to finger a girl either. And he not interested to try.

There's once i tried to play with him. I guessed i succeeded in making him horny.
I took a whiff at his pants, gosh it stinks.
I got turn off and want to change topic.
He got angry, and force me to give him a blow job.
I see his dick, wah lao, got white yellowish creamy thing on it lo. And it stinks so bad it make me feel like puking. He forced it in my mouth, and i gagged.
The smell stuck in my nose for weeks.
Make be phobia of blowjob for a while. :mad:

Yeah, i agree some guys are not hygenic, but to force a girl to bj him is not really right. This is a case of a lazy bum.

[nuclearkid]

LOL, what if i really slap it hard. :D
What makes you think he is NS man?

One of two things if you give it your best shot...you may kill his wood instantly or you may drive him nuts...some guys love pain. Along the way, some cheese may fall off. Maybe before that, give him a handjob focusing on getting as much of that sick stuff on your fingers and then sticking them in his mouth. You know how some people lick and suckle their partner's fingers as part of foreplay? Along those lines... let him have a taste of his own.

My misassumption about the NS bit, I probably read it right before latching onto your thread...hence it stuck to my mind.

I suggest to u another idea.... when giving him bj use your teeth to slide in and out of your mouth instead of using your lips.... This will turn him off and you can get your way out of the situation...

Jia You!!! Good luck... Until he learns how to wash his dicky, this fella needs a lesson!!! ;)

Sounds like she'll end up scraping all the smegma into her mouth...eewww....

[Xgenre]

when giving him bj use your teeth to slide in and out of your mouth instead of using your lips.... This will turn him off and you can get your way out of the situation...

Slide teeth in and out of mouth? Only possible with dentures I think. :p

[Greyhound]

Let me share an experience.

Having stay in Thailand for 3 months, sex was good there esp. with someone I am working with. There's a week she have to attend family matters so need to rush back to her hometown in Chiang Rai. I was bored that week and decided to venture out myself, calling the company driver to take me to entertainment places. I went into a few pubs, decided to sit in one for the night. Came a beautiful girl, and of coz I bought her drinks and she got quite touchy. Things starting to get hot, so I went out and call on my driver to go back first. Went in paid up and we took a cab back to my apartment. We were frenching, all over each other body while going up right into my apartment. I strip her off everything, with her breasts noticing small, small dark brown nipples too. While my hands moving towards her south, she stops me from going further. She took over, helping me to get off my jeans. While she lowers down, i could see her back, she is skinny but somehow i felt weird... Felt suspicious, I stop and pull her up. I asked her if she's a katoey. This time I heard her voice distinctively slightly coarse. Think Zoe Tay voice. I wasnt suspicious at first, due the loud music in the pub and i swear her figure was slender, no signs of a male hormones.. In the cab, she just keep giggles and smile. Standing in front of me now, I look at her crotch, then i realize why she stops me from going further. Darn.. I got a ladyboy. Now, I told "her" I am not interested in bonking a ladyboy.. but i'll still pay her as usual and another tip for her to cab back. I can see she was quite reluctant and sad to end that way. She gave me a peck on my cheeks and "she" left...

[TBonez]

Oh my, how did it turn brown?
Shouldn't it be whitish or yellowish?
You mean poo? :eek:

At least bath and wear fresh set of underwear before meeting bf ma.
Why no one teach her all those years :eek:

Errmmm.. yea, its poo. Guess she didn't wipe clean after big business. She told me herself too.

Well, I did try to "educate" her abit on personal hygiene. But you know some people, its really up to their own if they don't wanna do it.

[bimpom]

[QUOTE=Xgenre;6767413]Slide teeth in and out of mouth? Only possible with dentures I think. :p[/QUOTE

Bro, u are wrong... I kena before.. No need use dentures... One of my ex, she wasnt very experience in giving BJs... Whenever she gives me bj, it's more like a torture than pleasure... She was literally using her teeth.... It was so painful that I always pretend to said," ok thats enuff " :o I make it sound like I am having enough pleasure but the reality is I had enough of pain....... :D


Guess u are a lucky fella who get good BJs from your partners... ^_^

[bimpom]

Let me share an experience.

Having stay in Thailand for 3 months, sex was good there esp. with someone I am working with. There's a week she have to attend family matters so need to rush back to her hometown in Chiang Rai. I was bored that week and decided to venture out myself, calling the company driver to take me to entertainment places. I went into a few pubs, decided to sit in one for the night. Came a beautiful girl, and of coz I bought her drinks and she got quite touchy. Things starting to get hot, so I went out and call on my driver to go back first. Went in paid up and we took a cab back to my apartment. We were frenching, all over each other body while going up right into my apartment. I strip her off everything, with her breasts noticing small, small dark brown nipples too. While my hands moving towards her south, she stops me from going further. She took over, helping me to get off my jeans. While she lowers down, i could see her back, she is skinny but somehow i felt weird... Felt suspicious, I stop and pull her up. I asked her if she's a katoey. This time I heard her voice distinctively slightly coarse. Think Zoe Tay voice. I wasnt suspicious at first, due the loud music in the pub and i swear her figure was slender, no signs of a male hormones.. In the cab, she just keep giggles and smile. Standing in front of me now, I look at her crotch, then i realize why she stops me from going further. Darn.. I got a ladyboy. Now, I told "her" I am not interested in bonking a ladyboy.. but i'll still pay her as usual and another tip for her to cab back. I can see she was quite reluctant and sad to end that way. She gave me a peck on my cheeks and "she" left...

You mean she still has her PENIS???:eek: I know some LBs are w/o PENIS as they go under the knife. Cut off their Penis...

[naturegreen]

Errmmm.. yea, its poo. Guess she didn't wipe clean after big business. She told me herself too.

Well, I did try to "educate" her abit on personal hygiene. But you know some people, its really up to their own if they don't wanna do it.

Ya agree. Poor hygiene is another bad experience.

[purepulp]

Guys,

Thinking back about how a girl has the smelliest pussy you can imagine may be disgusting or funny to some people. But the smell can be due to two reasons:

1) Poor hygiene - If this is the case, a proper cleaning will do the trick and you can let fly after or during the soapy fun in the shower.

2) Yeast infection - More often than not, the nasty smell is caused by an equally nasty yeast infection and it is contagious. So please do not ignore the smell and try to finish up faster! Your price to pay may be a visit to the doctor! :eek:

[kosheen]

Let me share an experience.

Having stay in Thailand for 3 months, sex was good there esp. with someone I am working with. There's a week she have to attend family matters so need to rush back to her hometown in Chiang Rai. I was bored that week and decided to venture out myself, calling the company driver to take me to entertainment places. I went into a few pubs, decided to sit in one for the night. Came a beautiful girl, and of coz I bought her drinks and she got quite touchy. Things starting to get hot, so I went out and call on my driver to go back first. Went in paid up and we took a cab back to my apartment. We were frenching, all over each other body while going up right into my apartment. I strip her off everything, with her breasts noticing small, small dark brown nipples too. While my hands moving towards her south, she stops me from going further. She took over, helping me to get off my jeans. While she lowers down, i could see her back, she is skinny but somehow i felt weird... Felt suspicious, I stop and pull her up. I asked her if she's a katoey. This time I heard her voice distinctively slightly coarse. Think Zoe Tay voice. I wasnt suspicious at first, due the loud music in the pub and i swear her figure was slender, no signs of a male hormones.. In the cab, she just keep giggles and smile. Standing in front of me now, I look at her crotch, then i realize why she stops me from going further. Darn.. I got a ladyboy. Now, I told "her" I am not interested in bonking a ladyboy.. but i'll still pay her as usual and another tip for her to cab back. I can see she was quite reluctant and sad to end that way. She gave me a peck on my cheeks and "she" left...

Luckily u didn't suffer from a "Hangover 2"!

[n30n]

Let me share an experience.

Having stay in Thailand for 3 months, sex was good there esp. with someone I am working with. There's a week she have to attend family matters so need to rush back to her hometown in Chiang Rai. I was bored that week and decided to venture out myself, calling the company driver to take me to entertainment places. I went into a few pubs, decided to sit in one for the night. Came a beautiful girl, and of coz I bought her drinks and she got quite touchy. Things starting to get hot, so I went out and call on my driver to go back first. Went in paid up and we took a cab back to my apartment. We were frenching, all over each other body while going up right into my apartment. I strip her off everything, with her breasts noticing small, small dark brown nipples too. While my hands moving towards her south, she stops me from going further. She took over, helping me to get off my jeans. While she lowers down, i could see her back, she is skinny but somehow i felt weird... Felt suspicious, I stop and pull her up. I asked her if she's a katoey. This time I heard her voice distinctively slightly coarse. Think Zoe Tay voice. I wasnt suspicious at first, due the loud music in the pub and i swear her figure was slender, no signs of a male hormones.. In the cab, she just keep giggles and smile. Standing in front of me now, I look at her crotch, then i realize why she stops me from going further. Darn.. I got a ladyboy. Now, I told "her" I am not interested in bonking a ladyboy.. but i'll still pay her as usual and another tip for her to cab back. I can see she was quite reluctant and sad to end that way. She gave me a peck on my cheeks and "she" left...

Hahaha, reminds me of Hangover 2.
I was shock that they actually reveal the bits on the show.
Looks odd to have boobs and *that*

[n30n]

[QUOTE=Xgenre;6767413]Slide teeth in and out of mouth? Only possible with dentures I think. :p[/QUOTE

Bro, u are wrong... I kena before.. No need use dentures... One of my ex, she wasnt very experience in giving BJs... Whenever she gives me bj, it's more like a torture than pleasure... She was literally using her teeth.... It was so painful that I always pretend to said," ok thats enuff " :o I make it sound like I am having enough pleasure but the reality is I had enough of pain....... :D


Guess u are a lucky fella who get good BJs from your partners... ^_^

Ya lo, duno where these girls get the idea of using teeth on *that*.
The first time i heard a guy confess he hates BJ, until he tasted mine :D

[n30n]

Errmmm.. yea, its poo. Guess she didn't wipe clean after big business. She told me herself too.

Well, I did try to "educate" her abit on personal hygiene. But you know some people, its really up to their own if they don't wanna do it.

Need to learn from Bro ZhuGeLiang lessons.

Tutor your girl in the shower :D

[n30n]

Guys,

Thinking back about how a girl has the smelliest pussy you can imagine may be disgusting or funny to some people. But the smell can be due to two reasons:

1) Poor hygiene - If this is the case, a proper cleaning will do the trick and you can let fly after or during the soapy fun in the shower.

2) Yeast infection - More often than not, the nasty smell is caused by an equally nasty yeast infection and it is contagious. So please do not ignore the smell and try to finish up faster! Your price to pay may be a visit to the doctor! :eek:

I agree.

As for 2), it's suay lo.

The smell is not the pee or toilet smell. It may smell fishy and sharp.
The discharge usually is watery with lumps of white/yellow stuff, like cheese.
Sex with such a infection usually is painful and uncomfy for the girl. Her there will look very red and raw, like those inflamed sore look.

[bimpom]

[QUOTE=bimpom;6767531]

Ya lo, duno where these girls get the idea of using teeth on *that*.
The first time i heard a guy confess he hates BJ, until he tasted mine :D


Wah lau.... reading u write this I am getting a hard on..... HARD ROCK CAFE..... Sister can we taste each other? :p 69?? U making me HORNY.

Bimpom..

[n30n]

[QUOTE=n30n;6769712]


Wah lau.... reading u write this I am getting a hard on..... HARD ROCK CAFE..... Sister can we taste each other? :p 69?? U making me HORNY.

Bimpom..

Sry, I exclusively for my dear dear only :p

[heartbroken]

damn funny lah bro your first post

up you !

[purepulp]

I agree.

As for 2), it's suay lo.

The smell is not the pee or toilet smell. It may smell fishy and sharp.
The discharge usually is watery with lumps of white/yellow stuff, like cheese.
Sex with such a infection usually is painful and uncomfy for the girl. Her there will look very red and raw, like those inflamed sore look.

Thanks for the detailed explanation!

I hope bros here will remember how to spot the signs and not let the small head overrule the big head when it comes to these sort of situations... ;)

[bimpom]

damn funny lah bro your first post

up you !


Hahahaha Kam sia Kam sia(Thank u)... Though it is funny, but sadly, it is not a joke but a true story based on true events. And true experiences.... :(

Just for laughs :D
Bimpom.

[bimpom]

[QUOTE=bimpom;6770104]

Sry, I exclusively for my dear dear only :p

Ok darling, then I D.I.Y while thinking of u... hmmm but I dont know how u look like lei? Haiz.... No luck. :cool:

[Beachsea]

ewww.....

Sometimes when you see encounter such incident...
it just not spoil the time but your entire day.
You will jsut curse and swear inside....

I had a gruesome one also.....come to think of it......NO ! i dare not think of it...
horrible...terrible...incorrigible.......

Oh goodness....lucky my best friends are here to stay.. Mr lefty and righty!.

[wells]

Let me share mine,

This happened in Phuket, Finally after much hesitation and carefully selection, pick up a chick in Hollywood. Very chio and skin super soft. Quickly start motorbike and bring her back hotel.

In the hotel, sibei excited and switch on TV and blast at the MTV channel. Mood super good coz also got my 21 years Chivas and start sharing.

I went for shower and after that her turn. And i gulp down few glasses of whisky..super high and a happy man. She came out wraping a towel and we continute to dance and drink and french kissssss.

Super hot liao i give her pull at her towel............alas............holyfucker.....
Feel like got shock by a stun gun...

She got a dick and i can see it slowly errecting.

Super duper sian...turn off the TV...get my glass back from her.. ask her change and fuck off. Pay her 200baht for taxi.

NBCB want me to sword fighting ah!

[bimpom]

Let me share mine,

This happened in Phuket, Finally after much hesitation and carefully selection, pick up a chick in Hollywood. Very chio and skin super soft. Quickly start motorbike and bring her back hotel.

She got a dick and i can see it slowly errecting.


NBCB want me to sword fighting ah!

Hahahaha I like the part when u mentioned," SHE GOT A DICK AND I CAN SEE IT SLOWLY ERRECTING " Really is sword fighting.... Lucky me nv ever had such scary incident.. No matter how jialat it is still banana vs Tofu for me... Except it is either stinky tofu or a unusual tofu full of hair.... :D

[n30n]

Let me share mine,

This happened in Phuket, Finally after much hesitation and carefully selection, pick up a chick in Hollywood. Very chio and skin super soft. Quickly start motorbike and bring her back hotel.

In the hotel, sibei excited and switch on TV and blast at the MTV channel. Mood super good coz also got my 21 years Chivas and start sharing.

I went for shower and after that her turn. And i gulp down few glasses of whisky..super high and a happy man. She came out wraping a towel and we continute to dance and drink and french kissssss.

Super hot liao i give her pull at her towel............alas............holyfucker.....
Feel like got shock by a stun gun...

She got a dick and i can see it slowly errecting.

Super duper sian...turn off the TV...get my glass back from her.. ask her change and fuck off. Pay her 200baht for taxi.

NBCB want me to sword fighting ah!

OMG, so weird. Lucky have do, if not really Hangover 2

[bimpom]

OMG, so weird. Lucky have do, if not really Hangover 2

wat is hang over 2??? movie or wat?

[Greyhound]

Haha. Bimpom, we share the same fate.

[naturegreen]

[QUOTE=Xgenre;6767413]Slide teeth in and out of mouth? Only possible with dentures I think. :p[/QUOTE

Bro, u are wrong... I kena before.. No need use dentures... One of my ex, she wasnt very experience in giving BJs... Whenever she gives me bj, it's more like a torture than pleasure... She was literally using her teeth.... It was so painful that I always pretend to said," ok thats enuff " :o I make it sound like I am having enough pleasure but the reality is I had enough of pain....... :D


Guess u are a lucky fella who get good BJs from your partners... ^_^

Haha I sexperienced this before too!

[Xgenre]

Whenever she gives me bj, it's more like a torture than pleasure... She was literally using her teeth.... It was so painful that I always pretend to said," ok thats enuff " :o I make it sound like I am having enough pleasure but the reality is I had enough of pain....... :D Guess u are a lucky fella who get good BJs from your partners... ^_^

I understand your point. You kenna teeth during bj. Was teasing you about describing it as sliding teeth in and out of your mouth. I kenna something worse than teeth. Ever kenna braces before? The one can cry cos it can cut the skin. The brackets and the steel wire that connects the brackets.

[kingrex]

The definition of shiok pain shiok pain? :D

[Penetrator3]

I wont say mine is a turn-off but it was a bad experience.

Happened with an intern few yrs back, she was 9 yrs my junior and we just hit it off and finally got to the point beyond petting and then naked at my place.

Initially we agreed no sex, just super heavy foreplay and slowly became masturbation while i gave her a good paintjob. When it was her turn to return the favour through bj... gosh, she nearly scrap my foreskin off, with her teeth.

What a pity. I was hoping for some pure innocent SYT's blowjob because she was a really sweet girl disguised in a slutty body.

[kingrex]

You guys ever kena one with smelly feet? Yes...smelly feet..... I kena before. She is not a very good looker, not slim and not fat but bak bak type, baby fats you called it. entered the room, clothes not off yet and i smelly something fishy.. from her feet.

[bimpom]

You guys ever kena one with smelly feet? Yes...smelly feet..... I kena before. She is not a very good looker, not slim and not fat but bak bak type, baby fats you called it. entered the room, clothes not off yet and i smelly something fishy.. from her feet.

Nope never ever.. Strange encounter for u... Very rarely I heard of girls with smelly feet.. Mostly, its us guys with Hong Kong Feet problem... Hmmm is she from the SAF? ( i understand some girls who sign on with the SAF combat units )

[bimpom]

I understand your point. You kenna teeth during bj. Was teasing you about describing it as sliding teeth in and out of your mouth. I kenna something worse than teeth. Ever kenna braces before? The one can cry cos it can cut the skin. The brackets and the steel wire that connects the brackets.

Now I feel so lucky.....:p I put myself in your shoes and imagine the brackets and steel wire.... It must have been like inserting your BIRD in and out of a barb wire....... May god have mercy on our BIRD.... -__-

Bimpom

[hokkien]

You guys ever kena one with smelly feet? Yes...smelly feet..... I kena before. She is not a very good looker, not slim and not fat but bak bak type, baby fats you called it. entered the room, clothes not off yet and i smelly something fishy.. from her feet.

eh.... how u know its fromm her feet n not other parts of her body le?

[n30n]

I understand your point. You kenna teeth during bj. Was teasing you about describing it as sliding teeth in and out of your mouth. I kenna something worse than teeth. Ever kenna braces before? The one can cry cos it can cut the skin. The brackets and the steel wire that connects the brackets.

OMG, got braces still dare ask for blowjob. haha

People, look out for braceless teeth before requesting for bj.

[bo chap]

OMG, got braces still dare ask for blowjob. haha

People, look out for braceless teeth before requesting for bj.

Wah then bo gei (toothless) even better loh? Well sometime its not avoidable. It really depends on the gal skill and control ba?

Had a bj once from my ex started really nice and slow, she slowly pull back my foreskin and increase the suction everything was wonderful for the 1st 5mins until i guess she got tired and jaw was tired. And before i could say my turn to service her felt her teeth on my dick somewhere near the base end of the mushroom head. Wah its like suddenly somebody jag you with a needle, those used for drawing blood.

Got "injured" and didnt dare to pull back the foreskin for a few days and it sting like a bee when i run water over it. so lan lan can only wash the outside of dick. lucky it was nothing serious. anyway the rest is history :)

[bimpom]

OMG, got braces still dare ask for blowjob. haha

People, look out for braceless teeth before requesting for bj.


Hahahahaha u are very sporting and jovial... Juz Upz ur points! So when are u giving me BBBJ???????? :D

[n30n]

Hahahahaha u are very sporting and jovial... Juz Upz ur points! So when are u giving me BBBJ???????? :D

in your dreams :p

[Lizzert]

I agree.

As for 2), it's suay lo.

The smell is not the pee or toilet smell. It may smell fishy and sharp.
The discharge usually is watery with lumps of white/yellow stuff, like cheese.
Sex with such a infection usually is painful and uncomfy for the girl. Her there will look very red and raw, like those inflamed sore look.

In Taiwan its called ChowTauhoo
In SG/Malaysia we call it ChowCheeBye..if you can oredi smell it..why would you still need to go down to check for that inflamed look ????

[bimpom]

in your dreams :p

You reminded me of the crazy crappy film,' Austin powers ' When Fat bastard claimed that he had slept with Austin power's spy Girlfriend and Austin shouted at Fat Bastard,' only in your dreams!!!!!!!!!!! '


But his gf replied," sorry Austin but its true, I have slept with Fat Bastard... As a spy, we sometimes need to do it to get certain info.... " :p

Anyway here's a funny clip from that movie which I am very sure will bring you guys laughter... Hahhaha :D It is Mini Me f**king Beyonce's leg like a dog masturbating.... Enjoy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXnAH0Ti19I

[Psalm]

When she took off her shirt, OMG her armpit hair is more than mine :eek:

Ask her why she never shave, she mentioned most China girl dont shave their armpit hair one..:(

Most of the turnoffs I had were due to massive underarm forestation.


TS,

had a super turn off bonk in China, hooked up a KTV gal, said to be the ang-pai there, RMB1,000 overnite compared to the regular RMB 600-800.

happily go up the room, after stripping, saw a dragon on her back... was shock... knn.... tattoo the entire back with dragon... super high pain threshold leh... but thats not the worst... knn... her armpit hair totally untouched !! more bushy than mine...

of course same goes to her CB hair... tropical rainforest......
Totally agreed.

I experienced. Disgusting.

[cavemanng]

I think the worst:

1) Armpit hair never shave. Jialat. Killer

2) Pussy never shave. I think PRC pussy in china usually unshaven. SG PRC PR maybe got chance

3) Big breast become small breast. Damn tulan due to push up bra technology.

Either one of the above hit, morale low and problem is always tio!:D