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naturegreen
06-01-2012, 12:19 AM
Anyone ever got caught by spouse while masturbating? Care to share your encounter? :D

owl888
06-01-2012, 12:25 AM
Anyone ever got caught by spouse while masturbating? Care to share your encounter? :D

OMG, u kena caught? :D

honda81234
06-01-2012, 08:09 AM
Nope I masturbate infront of her and cum on her body

solountipo
06-01-2012, 08:14 AM
I got a slap from my live in GF, scolded me! What am I for if you are going to jerk it all out! :p

BiRd13
06-01-2012, 09:49 AM
Got caught few times... (Diff partner), and diff reaction over it..
Some will help me in masturbate instead...
Some will be angry, as why I need to masturbate when she's around, since she's there to 'help' me release

Bigbadken
06-01-2012, 10:22 AM
'oh tis is so good! Im cumming soon'

Door open..

'omg darling! Wat r u doing?!!'

'dear, come n help me! Im cumming soon!'

'dun wan! U help urself! I go eat my Hello Panda..'

Tat is the reaction my ex gave me when she caught me in the act...

sean69
06-01-2012, 10:39 AM
l have never been caught but i can imagine that she will be pissed off... :D

sadlonelyguyer
06-01-2012, 11:04 AM
Anyone ever got caught by spouse while masturbating? Care to share your encounter? :D

what reaction/moments are you expecting from spouse?

legacy66
06-01-2012, 11:46 AM
1st time when i was caught she was damn pissed off. Den 2nd time she helped me mast and swallow. Subsequently we try to follow some actions from the porno. Damn fun ~ :D

(o)(o) Tuner
06-01-2012, 12:09 PM
Yes I was caught once by my wife when I was bathing.

As my shower door is full glass panel, all activities inside is fully visible. One nite, she secretly creep into the room and saw me jerking. She rushed in and confronted me why you need to do it yourself when I am around? I got a shock of my life and thought she was angry. "But you are having your menses" I said....so I thought of doing it myself. The next moment without hesitation she got on her knees and gallop my still rocking hard cock, sucking and deepthroating it furiously. :D

5ag1_Boar
06-01-2012, 12:58 PM
LOL!!! Looks like in most cases the wives/gf's find it erotic (if not, eventually).

In my case, early in our relationship, both me and my gf already admitted that we masturbate regularly. Now we sometimes "help" each other instead of doing the whole do, especially if too lazy or too tired.

SYTBigBoobLover
06-01-2012, 01:15 PM
When my ex on red, I will DIY when I'm horny sometimes. I never ask my ex to help me with my needs when she on red.

But whenever she caught me doing it, she will help me get done with it, be it with her hand, or her mouth. :o Mostly hand job... :(

tan-tan
06-01-2012, 05:28 PM
Share a recent encounter here. Hope not off topic.

I have a group of drinking kakis, 6 of us and we meet up once a week or two together with our partners (some GF and some OC). Sometimes we all talk together and sometimes the men have man's talk, ladies have woman's talk. Our youngest friend got a new GF about 4-5 months back who is really a SYT.

During one of our man's talk, he told us he upped her and they were doing it everyday. I missed a few drinking sessions because of work and caught up with them last week. The SYT broke up crying suddenly and blurted out having caught our friend masturbating a few times. Not to make a scene in public, our partners counseled the SYT outside the pub and we guys stayed indoors to console our young buddy.

Got a strong feeling their game will be over very soon. :cool:

naturegreen
07-01-2012, 12:36 AM
It seems most females are pissed off when they see their guys shaking it off.

diputs1269
07-01-2012, 12:55 AM
It seems most females are pissed off when they see their guys shaking it off.

I think the gals simply felt offended and very insulted because their presence is being ignored completely :D
I Wonder sistas in this forum agree with this view?:)

lightning
07-01-2012, 01:45 AM
It seems most females are pissed off when they see their guys shaking it off.

It is because they hate the idea of knowing that you must be thinking of other women when wanking off and they are jealous and possessive of you. if they do not give a damm about you. then something must be wrong??? That is why another bro's wife furiously sucked him off to prevent him from thinking of other women. :D
Most women are strange creatures especially when we do not know them well, as we guys are of different psychological built up.

lightning
07-01-2012, 01:51 AM
I think the gals simply felt offended and very insulted because their presence is being ignored completely :D
I Wonder sistas in this forum agree with this view?:)

I think you got better point than I do:D

asdfghjkl
07-01-2012, 06:12 AM
my conclusion is some find it erotic, others find it amusing, few would explode. :o

Etude
07-01-2012, 02:06 PM
I got caught by my mother. It happened when she was out to get her daily groceries and food commodities. So I was at home lo, watching one JAV in the living room. Just as I was about to like.. ' come ' , the door opened and my mom caught me lo. Worst part is I came right infront of her somemore. I got grounded and my pocket money stopped for awhile but One thing for sure is she treated me differently Liao. I'm 17 when it happened last year. :)

victore6338
07-01-2012, 03:03 PM
ya, don't understand why gals dont like to see their bfs masturbate

nitecrawllerr
07-01-2012, 08:49 PM
It seems most females are pissed off when they see their guys shaking it off.

How about the other way round? Definitely we man pissed off too.

Hehehe...:p

naturegreen
08-01-2012, 10:08 PM
How about the other way round? Definitely we man pissed off too.

Hehehe...:p

No leh, when a gal masturbate, I think that's damn kinky and it arouses me even more.:D

enamour
09-01-2012, 01:18 AM
It is because they hate the idea of knowing that you must be thinking of other women when wanking off and they are jealous and possessive of you. if they do not give a damm about you. then something must be wrong??? That is why another bro's wife furiously sucked him off to prevent him from thinking of other women. :D


i agree with this.
because of what you're thinking when wanking off!

n30n
09-01-2012, 01:33 AM
ya, don't understand why gals dont like to see their bfs masturbate

No leh. I don't see what's wrong with a guy DIY-ing.
If he does it when he's single, when into the r/s i'm not surprise that he didn't kick the habit.

But i just wish i'm in his fantasy, and i can make his fantasy come true.
And help him with his job :p

Bdrevel
09-01-2012, 04:29 AM
Most girls sure get pissed. I'm lucky I never got caught. However, getting caught by moms seems like a normal thing. I got caught once when I was young and it helps the relationship by leaps and bounds. Suddenly, you're a grownup and they nag lesser. :)

BossQ
09-01-2012, 05:59 AM
It's preference.

If both parties are fine with it, nothing will happen. :)

If one isn't fine with masturbating, definitely something will blow up.
The reason why girls blow up because their bfs/husband masturbate is because they do not want to be REPLACED.

Same reason goes for guys, your gfs/wife masturbate and climax to another person instead of you, the feeling of replacement and insensitivity to the relationship that both of you have will guarantee you a damage. :eek:

justome
12-01-2012, 10:00 PM
Was being caught once by wife, was enjoying stroking my hard cock on bed in a morning, suddenly she open the door and saw the acts,she just said " one week let you fuck 2 time till not enough ah", and help me finish off, I shot a big load haha

F400
13-01-2012, 04:52 AM
My wife used to be angry when i DIY.

But after we talk about it she understands as sometimes they are not around or not in the mood to do it.

Sometimes, wifey will help me to jerk off when I was caught in the act. Depends on the situation.

kokochan
13-01-2012, 08:36 AM
I THINK my sis saw me and the screen was on some porn because i forgot to lock the door and just just barged in. embarrassing but i was quick enough to close the window and luckily i dont do it without my whole pants off so i managed to hide everything including the tissue lol. but yea.. we never said a word of it :D

shawn.tan
13-01-2012, 05:53 PM
i got almost caught once when my front body was facing my bed and i was rubbing my cock on my mattress...

My wife saw my butt moving up and down.....

My wife: "dear, what are you doing?"
Me: " oh, my asshole itchy la..."
My wife: "aiyo, go and clean your butt la.."


phew... what a narrow escape..